they found him

Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said...”I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.”

Check. Mate.

As goofy as Leitch thinks it sounds, he should know that Fleck’s “Row The Boat” mantra has its roots in the death of his newborn son in 2011.

Possums and the Browns...playing dead on the road for years

Moby Brick

Ryan Switzer (now with the Steelers) did this against Wake Forest a few years ago and the refs effed him on the call

This is Deadspin. Please insert “getting hit by a bus” in the penultimate spot.

Agreed. I watched him play in HS. He is pretty talented.

Congrats to Dook on a 3rd consecutive preseason national championship.

Plenty of great players now in the HOF were not first ballot guys.

Leave it to a Simpson for an “old man yells at cloud” type take...

Kate - thank you for this. Especially #1.

I’m all for Klay getting his ass kicked, but it looks like the girl has about a dozen basketballs to shoot to his 3 or 4.  

more like a turtle than a diamondback that night

Drew - avoiding the Tiger vs Jack GOAT golfer debate?

Gronkowski finished second...just like his team.

That snake was Double-A. Only Diamondbacks make the majors.

Given the choice, I’m having a vodka and lemonade over vodka/cran, but I’m not too picky

Judge Smails approves