I loved growing up with Mia! I grew up with her and Georgia from the Louise Rennison books. I’m a full-fledged adult but sometimes when I want to read and laugh, I read the Georgia books or the Princess Diaries books. They are STILL so good. Louise Rennison is, to me, the funniest writer and my best friend and I spent…

“Mine was worse.”

Ted Wells also served as a lead defense attorney for the league in the recently-settled concussion lawsuit and the NFL has been a Paul Weiss client for decades, so it’s completely fair to say he’s not independent.

My toddler is not yet potty trained (sigh) so my morning is more arguing about whether clothes are necessary and less about potties. Same total amount of arguing, though. Replace mermaids with Daniel Tiger and frozen strawberries with freeze-dried strawberries (Trader Joe’s has convinced my child that fruit as god…

How to start your day like Mocena:

Cady, will you please tell him his hair looks sexy pushed back?

That’s not true at all.

Sports News Website Reports Sports News; Readers Outraged

If you have been to a shoreline anywhere recently you can’t blame the guy. He was doing his job and likely had no orders to be looking out for stuff. Heck, you would need to tell the entire east cost of Africa to be on the look out. I’m sure now that they know there will be more eyes on the beaches and surrounding…

Noooo, he put it in a curbside giveaway box. I’m not sure about you, but A lot of my childhood library was assembled by combing through cardboard boxes on sidewalk edges, with “FREE!” scrawled on the side. I got a complete set of Great Brain books that way, and some fascinating, if mismatched, nature encyclopediae…

Bronx Mowgli? From the Concrete Jungle Book?

That girl’s parents are pieces of shit. Who lets their kid invite the entire class, minus one, to their birthday party? My parents would’ve canceled the whole party.

This camp has everything- A scary tower. A submerged train. Abandoned structures. That thing where bats fly in your face.

My campers are all adults with various disabilities.

I actually run a camp. That’s my job. It’s year round, several sessions throughout the year. But the first time I conducted a session I had no idea what I was doing. The job just got dumped on me through a crazy series of events and I was just trying to get through the week without killing anyone. My campers are all…

Discovered that a fellow camper was my long-lost twin sister.

Why do the Cardinals need more charity than playing the Cubs 19 goddamn times a year?

I had cause recently to change my voter affiliation to Republican (I’m most decidedly NOT a Republican, but the reasons were good, I promise). When I mentioned it to my parents over dinner while visiting them, my dad silently stood up, took my plate of food off the table, and fed it to their dog.