nicoleomg
nicoleomg
nicoleomg
Apr 6 2016
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Yeah, Peppa is occasionally bratty. I’m thinking of the one where she accuses her friend of cheating at cards (pretty serious accusation!), and when she calls to apologize says, I’ve decided we can be friends again! Bitch, please. Daddy Pig tells them to cut the shit after neither of them have a friend to play with, Read more

Apr 1 2016
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Daniel Tiger is the fucking worst. Kid got on that trolley and acted like an angry crackhead for two months over it this past winter. The tiger is a smug little bastard and I hate him and all his friends. Their parents are also terrible and smug. I like that Miss Elena has mixed parents but what the fuck is up with Read more

Apr 1 2016
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See, I think Daniel throws that tiger weight around a little too much. Grrring in everyone’s face all the time is fucking rude, buddy. I feel like my kid is a lot nicer since she switched to Peppa Pig and stopped chasing the Daniel Tiger dragon.

Jun 24 2015
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I worked for Foot Locker while pregnant.. During a sneaker release, I walked past the line to open the gate and from out of the crowd I hear “man, she could get it”. Eight months pregnant. Gross. And that’s not even counting the ones who said it to my face, asking why I was working, why my husband wasn’t taking care Read more

Apr 20 2015
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How long is too long to keep those on? I mean, I would think they’d be a couple hour, maaybe a for-the-night thing. Two whole days seems long. Maybe she should write in to Jolie and ask? AaCP signal, activate!

Feb 5 2015
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If they are the ones I'm thinking of, they are actually really thin! I'm not a huge sneakerhead, but I've spent long enough (too much tbh) wearing the stripes to be able to tell. Shit rubs off on you, I swear. Read more

Feb 5 2015
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That's what I thought! you never know though, I've seen people wearing their original McFlys in the mall.. plus with all those customs, who knows? The closer I look though, the molding is totally different from a Foam, and the fuses have that strange tipped back "h" logo.

Feb 5 2015
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Pretty sure they are a player specific (blanking on exactly whose) Nike HyperFuse, although they could be Foamposites. If they are Hyperfuses, they go for only like $130.

Jan 22 2015
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No, that came later when the government showed up asking lots of questions about dude. She still has lots of paperwork, she kept it in case they came back.. and now I have it in a box somewhere, from when I packed up the house. Read more

Jan 22 2015
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This is PRICELESS. I have to tell her this later, she will love it. She doesn't know what became of him, so it's a pretty good possible ending!

Jan 22 2015
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I don't know about the dick thing, thank the Lord - although I do know that my gram didn't even know the word for penis until she got married at 19 - but the spy was a pretty terrifying dude. They got married, he informed her that he married her basically because that would permit him to stay in the country. He also Read more

Jan 22 2015
2

Are you me? Mine is 92, also married five times (two rich dudes, one Soviet spy, one car dealership owner — that one twice) and raised me from 8 on since my parents also love drugs! Amaze.

Jan 20 2015
1

Erin Brockovich is basically one of the best movies ever.

Jan 18 2015
1

HAHA my grandma gave me her old '87 Cutlass Ciera when I graduated .. that I barfed in when I was ten. Drove that shit into the ground, the door fell off and everything. Read more

Jan 17 2015
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Next thing you know, they will be telling you THEY SAVE BREAD, don't you know?!!

Jan 17 2015
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Haha nah, if you're doing at least something I think that's adequate, honestly. I have a toddler in diapers (and no diaper genie, because really) and my grandma was insane about cleaning. She had a precise vinegar/water/SMIDGE of dish soap mixture for cleaning her stairs, for God's sake. Woman is 92 today and if she Read more

Jan 17 2015
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At least it looks like the trash makes it INTO the trash.. and not all over the place, like some gross people of which there are many :/