Aug 30 2016

I totally understand what you mean. I’m the kind of person who listens to NPR instead of Top 40, you know?

Aug 29 2016

I just agreed with a Hamilton Nolan post and starred an Albert Burneko comment...I don’t know who I am anymore

Aug 27 2016

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

Aug 27 2016

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Aug 20 2016

Right? I think I’ve just witnessed a defense of Martin Shkreli’s — yes, that Martin Shkreli — practices as a form of noble protest. Shirley, this cannot be. I missed something.

Aug 15 2016

Jim Caldwell, like Buster Bluth, excelled at the Milford Academy, where he was neither seen nor heard.

Jun 21 2016

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.

Jun 15 2016

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Jun 10 2016

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.” Read more

Jun 10 2016

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more Read more

May 5 2016

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

Apr 23 2016

Keith Morrison will be there to cover the story for Dateline after Angela Lansbury solves the mystery.

Apr 20 2016

They are not “free”. They are the single most expensive channel in any cable package.

Apr 16 2016

See, America, we Canadians also have people who rush past the point of an article just so they can sling partisanship at a person involved in it!