8/30/16 5:07PM

I totally understand what you mean. I’m the kind of person who listens to NPR instead of Top 40, you know?

8/29/16 12:26PM

I just agreed with a Hamilton Nolan post and starred an Albert Burneko comment...I don’t know who I am anymore

8/27/16 3:27PM

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

8/27/16 11:27AM

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

8/20/16 10:48AM

Right? I think I’ve just witnessed a defense of Martin Shkreli’s — yes, that Martin Shkreli — practices as a form of noble protest. Shirley, this cannot be. I missed something.

8/15/16 1:39PM

Jim Caldwell, like Buster Bluth, excelled at the Milford Academy, where he was neither seen nor heard.

6/21/16 11:54AM

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.

6/15/16 12:54PM

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

6/10/16 4:03PM

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.” Read more

6/10/16 3:34PM

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more Read more

5/05/16 10:05AM

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

9/02/15 11:48AM

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

9/02/15 11:33AM

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

9/02/15 11:27AM

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?