BLM: “Some police are assholes.”

Eric Trump also tweeted a photo of his father from last nights rally.

I totally understand what you mean. I’m the kind of person who listens to NPR instead of Top 40, you know?

I just agreed with a Hamilton Nolan post and starred an Albert Burneko comment...I don’t know who I am anymore

Let’s wait to hear from team doctor Jerry Jones before we go making any rash decisions.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

Right? I think I’ve just witnessed a defense of Martin Shkreli’s — yes, that Martin Shkreli — practices as a form of noble protest. Shirley, this cannot be. I missed something.

Jim Caldwell, like Buster Bluth, excelled at the Milford Academy, where he was neither seen nor heard.

I believe the letters “F-A-T-A-L-I-T-Y” will appear over you and the victim in some sort of dripping blood font.

I didn’t see this right away and I called Dr. Hern’s office to ask how I could donate money directly to the practice. I had a fifteen-minute conversation with Dr. Hern himself. In addition to being a hero, he is a very humble and cool guy.

Here’s a link to Dr. Hern’s clinic for anyone interested in offering support directly to the people who work there, and here’s the National Network of Abortion Funds. The George Tiller Memorial Fund specifically goes to late abortions.

There once was a girl from Nantucket
with talent as deep as a bucket.
She tried to “sound black”
and wrote songs like a hack
so they gave her a Grammy when they should have said “Fuck it.”

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

Air Seinfelds

The White Walkers

This is a remarkably long article for something that can be summed up by saying, “Impossible - Radiohead is godawful noise.”

It’s funny because it’s true.

There’s a future for you writing Nationwide commercials for the Super Bowl.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

Poor soldier, having to attend a Rams game. Hasn’t he sacrificed enough?