Why do parents love dancing with the stars so much? I call it “dancing with the B list” and my mom gets legitimately angry at me.
That’s why you should have polymer money. No waste!
Also please extract all of the cocaine embedded in the fibers and kindly drop it off at my apt.
I’m a Pats fan so I’m completely biased, but what sane person would just hand over their personal phone, along with their password to some schmuck in their company? Now toss in the fact that you’re a famous athlete with a super model wife and your company is the NFL which is full of cock-gobbling fucktards who can’t…
Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...
blah blah blah. He should have gotten more for his role in cheating but they got him on the safer charge. I’m pissed Goodell refuses to strip their Super Bowl wins which I refuse to recognize.
more like roger badell.
I’m the daughter of a 17-y-o typical Gen Xer. She thought she was right about everything (ah, teenagers), never grew out of that, and nothing is ever her fault, just circumstances. She’s not a bad mother, exactly, just... misguided. And 99% of the time will make the worst choice available. I lived with her until I was…
I was adopted as a baby, and emancipated at 14 from my second family for these reasons. I find this time of year especially hard and it’s always good to know I am not alone in this.
The moment I knew I was old happened because of Sisqo. I was waiting tables and one of my coworkers was singing The Thong Song (like one does when waiting tables). As he was singing, the 16 year old host gave him the oddest look. With a knot of terror deep in my gut, it dawned on me that she didn’t know the song…
As a ‘90, I still have regular conversations concerning Ja and Ashanti's relationship status
I guess I’m an older millennial (‘87), but knowing there are people in my generation who don’t know about Ja Rule is just murdaaaaaaaaa to my heart.
I have a real hate for that woman. My excuse is FUCK YOU.
Dad Bod expectations:
i don’t know man, i don’t even get my nails done and i go to protests and i blog about shit like this, i’m just saying... some people do get their nails done and don’t go to protests and don’t spend all day writing about fucking structural injustice, and who do you think is going to change their behavior easier, your…
On the same day a federal judge approved a billion-dollar settlement in the NFL concussion litigation, Rickie Harris…
right but like, what can YOU do to enforce labor laws besides leaving internet comments about it? this whole article, and my TLDR version, is explicitly about the systematic structural injustice involved in the salon industry. this type of wordy grandstanding leaves me cold as hell
Well, she was also overlining her lips. But that wasn’t the key the to look, obvi. Have another one, on me!
be bewwy bewwy quiet, I am hunting thweats to the wegime!