I KNEW IT

No. He can never have children. Ever. In fact, as a result of this entire situation, Sofia Vegara now gets to castrate him and eat his testicles on a special episode of “Modern Family”

This is purely about him having some form of control over her life. He is a 40 year old man with money, his sperm is most likely fine or at least good enough to IVF another set of embryos with an egg donor and then implant into a surrogate; but no, he wants the DNA of his ex-fiancee so he can forever be linked to her.

I think they’re cool as hell.

“Reporting from Qatar, I’m Bepp Slatter.”

Can we point out how dumb Dan’s friend is? How many packaging peanuts would he need to eat to get to one pound?

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

I was neutral on him until I saw that leaked sex tape. He was really sweet about eating that woman out. “You have such a pretty pussy! She’s beautiful! You shouldn’t be ashamed of her!”

“Eat on Monday what everyone forgot they put in the fridge on Friday.”

I still haven't heard back from him.

Omg it’s not food related, but my favourite Nihilist Twitter person is KimKierkegaardashian. @KimKierkegaard :

they can spend a high draft pick which in the long run is worse then spending money if it fails

I want to smooshe Blue’s face in a way she would probably hate but I would be just wedding drunk enough not to care.

It wasn’t merely teaching the kid how to say her name. Supposedly they “trained”the child to say I Love Kylie by rewarding him with candy every time he did it. Like a puppy.

I’m going to gently correct you here; the Irish are not British unless you’re specifically talking about Northern Irish. It’s important to make the distinction. :)

The best part of this whole thing is the US Weekly headline

Now it sounds like a nintendo game.

Yup apparently teaching him to say I love Kylie, if true that is fucked.

My thing is more personal. I am a “child of divorce” and you don’t just willy nilly bring your kids around new people your dating. You just don’t. My ma was super careful about this and for that I really respect and love her.