You are not alone, friend! I want them to loudly call out for “PRINCESS DIANA? PRINCESS DIANA, WHERE ARE YOU?” Yes, I would love that.

I bet you don’t have kids. Or they are little angels.

I know you got your answer already, but just thought I’d share. I work in a grocery store, and our deli constantly poured their chicken grease down the drain. This made a giant fatberg in the sewer, the city was able to follow the trail of the fatberg back to the store, and rightfully made us pay for the entire cost…

The only thing that should go down the toilet is #1 #2 and tp. If your butt is that messy take a shower or use the garden hose. Wet wipes are just another unnecessary consumer item that eventually end up in landfills...or as fatbergs. Happy Earth Day.

BUT do give to old people. Most likely they are not in gangs. When I was living in Cambodia I always gave to old people but never to children. The old beggars had hard lives, especially with the khmer rouge.

I went on bookstore coffee dates with my dad every week. If I wanted to vent about school, I could. Otherwise we’d sit there in silence and he’d read his photography magazines and I’d read comics/manga.

If you’re in doubt, stick to the rabbits. Rabbits can be put in cages when you need a break, but CPS gets ticked off when you try that with kids...

A shake whose ice cream was “hand dipped” out of the barrel. As opposed to, say, McDonald's from a machine.

First Cloney, outfitted in a fedora and overcoat, physically tried to stop Switzer, but she avoided his clutches.

yes- like resellers aren’t murdering old ladies or kicking puppies. they’re selling a dress online. and like three days ago like ten bazillion people said on that designer bag post that they would have bought ten bags at the mistake price and sold them for profit- which is the same exact thing?

This is gold. Fed up service industry workers really do have some of the sickest burn skills.

My 16-year-old sister looks a little bit older so she occasionally gets hit on by boys in their early 20s. At one point, this one sorry fellow tried to convince her that “age is just a number,” to which she quickly retorted, “a prison cell is just a room.”

Waiting at the airport for a flight. There’s a line of about 10 people at the counter that were delayed from an earlier flight. Some dude pushes past the line and screams at the desk agent that, “(He) has to be on this flight! And it has to be first class!” Agent tells him that she can help him but he need to wait in…

Yup. And that’s intentional, because she’s really pretty in the video clip where she’s being a total jagoff.

As the proud parent of the first, second and third grandchild on both sides, living in an 800 sq. ft house with my husband and I too, I can say that I get it too. There’s not a very nice way to say for the 10th time, “I appreciate that you love the kids too, but 4 hours opening the gifts just from you on Christmas,…

Clothing with names is the #1 thing that prevents us for returning it or consigning it

I work at a university, and two years ago I sat on an admissions committee. Our prospective students (this is a graduate program) are asked to submit short videos that tell us a little bit about themselves and why they want to come to our program.