Picturing Sepp Blatter sitting on the ground in the subway, playing Same Love terribly on an acoustic while no one gives him change.

Exactly, thank you! It's easy to say what you would or wouldn't do in a situation like that. There were plenty of times I didn't think I'd ever get over it.. until one day I realized I had. And so far, I have no regrets about working it out with him. People do make mistakes. It does happen.

Was the dealer also the Skyper? Or was that someone else? How was she stealing oxy? So many questions!

No, and I never said that it was a good thing, like "lol showed her". Actually, I said that I felt really badly about it at the time, and that I still do, ten years later. I based that particular sentiment on my own feeling that if something like that had happened to me (ie got beat up at someone else's house during…

That was actually the first time I ever laid violent hands on another human. It was a hard time for me emotionally, obviously haha. It took a long, long time to get over completely. I was also extremely young, that was the first time anything like that had happened to me. And I was and still am completely in love with…

I live in northeast PA, and Duke's is on my grocery shelves. It is indeed life changing, mayo-wise.

This has also happened to me, except I saw it through a window (after boyfriend no answer phone all night). I kicked in his door, pulled the girl off and kicked the shit out of her. I was like eighteen, dumb as hell. She was some girl from the college my town is in. I chased her out of the house half naked and…

I had an epidural when I gave birth. My husband freaked when it was explained to him (like as it was happening, because I changed my mind about no drugs). He said to the doctor, panicked, when he explained it was going in my back "No!! Don't!! If you mess that up, it's two asses I'm wiping!"

Yeah, all of it is so blindingly inappropriate I can't even figure out what else it could have been intended as.

Are they supposed to be Native pirates? If the second one had a picture of a pirate, it would have made sense at least.

Hahaha, I loved that scene! Nanny Ogg loses their money and she has to get it back.. she starts tapping her cards, saying oh dear oh dear.. and the guy is going crazy! Then he thinks finally he has her, he has a Great Onion or something.. then she cripples it. Priceless.

I'm not personally worried about BRCA, (nor am I that interested in genetic testing for me at all, but thank you) I was just talking about the family history aspect. if you (or me, who knows) were at risk, you would never know unless you underwent some kind of testing.

Great suggestions! Where do I send the check??

I realized upon re-read that it sounded super confrontational (which it totally was not meant to be) but for so many people, having a family history is completely impossible. I'm not personally concerned for myself, I had baby in 2013 and after all that testing I'm guessing I'm ok for now.. I'm 26 and have been doing…

If you don't know anything about your family, because of adoption/orphanhood etc, maybe you should. My mother is not only adopted, but split when I was 8. My dad died at 12, so should I not try to get tested? I don't know anything about them, other than they both had severe strokes. If you don't have access to a…

People with zero roll game and shitty weed.

Seriously. She's crazy, and our relationship isn't completely awful but it was better before we had a baby. She has a five year old, who she breastfed til three or so, and they still cosleep - mine has only been out of the bed less than a month, and really because she wants to sleep on her own - but the mil is being…

I find it extremely appropriate one site you linked is called "Scary Mommy".

This is exactly what happened to me and 18mo later my extended long term breastfeeding mother in law is STILL giving me shit about it (as in, like yesterday). Never mind that her granddaughter is healthy, gorgeous and fully fucking mobile - blahblahlah bottle fed. I didn't try hard enough you see, because I am "too…

In college, I used to regularly mix rosé and sprite. Like every day. One night, I introduced a friend of mine to this mixture - two hours later, she projectile vomited all over my bed.