The worst part about the ice cream is that he probably saved like, a dollar to buy shit no one will eat.

This list would be completely accurate if you swapped tuna and pasta. And are you including macaroni salad with pasta? Amish macaroni salad is a goddamn delight. <3

This is what I always thought. There aren't ever shortages of skanksters hanging around I'm sure.. but how do you go from not wanting to bang a skank (understandable) to assaulting people? Are they really so repellent no one would want to give it up freely? Shit. I know for most predators, it has nothing to do with…

All I have to say about Zilpha Keatley Snyder! Loved this book so hard.

He could, if those slimy sneaky little hobbitses hadn't stolen it.. preciousssesss

It has to, because no one is completely understanding Lord of the Rings or A Song of Ice and Fire on the first go. Hell, I've read them twice and still didn't pick up L+R.

"Yous" for the east, "yinz" for the west.

It's even still the same price as it was in 1789.

This is why you should just fill them with hash oil, like God intended.

If the briefcase was full of weed he would been promptly arrested, banned for life, then executed twice.

Hunter Pence shoots all his videos in PORTRAIT MODE.

And he has the nerve to say he did it with 3 heart containers.

I'd just like to say that I love stories like this on io9, and they are mostly why I come here! I missed the post asking what we'd like to see, so I'm putting it here. I like sci-fi too, but history is really my thing. Alt history, stories about history, secret histories.. they're great and usually well written. Keep…

Yeah, but some of us like alt histories. I love stories like this, and if you don't, that's ok! Read a different one instead, there are a lot of others.

I guess eventually they do, if they ever have their passports returned. Or they don't die. If they have the money to get home, since apparently they aren't being paid.

The literacy rate in Nepal is like 49%, which is about the same as their poverty level. It's probably pretty safe to say if they were offered a job, they're taking it. And if they can't read even their own language, they probably have no idea what they're signing up for.

They must also consult Ask A Clean Person for all cleaning catastrophes.

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Yes, if there are more than two people being recorded:

Actuallly, the two party consent in CA (and in PA, where I also live) only applies if there are more than 2 people in the recorded conversation.