The worst part about the ice cream is that he probably saved like, a dollar to buy shit no one will eat.

This list would be completely accurate if you swapped tuna and pasta. And are you including macaroni salad with pasta? Amish macaroni salad is a goddamn delight. <3

This is what I always thought. There aren't ever shortages of skanksters hanging around I'm sure.. but how do you go from not wanting to bang a skank (understandable) to assaulting people? Are they really so repellent no one would want to give it up freely? Shit. I know for most predators, it has nothing to do with…

All I have to say about Zilpha Keatley Snyder! Loved this book so hard.

He could, if those slimy sneaky little hobbitses hadn't stolen it.. preciousssesss

"Yous" for the east, "yinz" for the west.

It's even still the same price as it was in 1789.

If the briefcase was full of weed he would been promptly arrested, banned for life, then executed twice.

Hunter Pence shoots all his videos in PORTRAIT MODE.

And he has the nerve to say he did it with 3 heart containers.

I guess eventually they do, if they ever have their passports returned. Or they don't die. If they have the money to get home, since apparently they aren't being paid.

The literacy rate in Nepal is like 49%, which is about the same as their poverty level. It's probably pretty safe to say if they were offered a job, they're taking it. And if they can't read even their own language, they probably have no idea what they're signing up for.

They must also consult Ask A Clean Person for all cleaning catastrophes.

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Yes, if there are more than two people being recorded:

Actuallly, the two party consent in CA (and in PA, where I also live) only applies if there are more than 2 people in the recorded conversation.

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ANTM comes to my town every year and in some 22 "cycles" there's been ONE for girls under 5'7". So, there's that :( I think any model who is small and getting work is probably still a tween.

Dr Kay Scarpetta would also be on my short list of fictional MEs.

Because "lovable old grandpa who paints kitties" is what he always should have been instead of "leader of the free world making important decisions". Its probably just your brain trying to black out those dark and cold eight years.