(also I loved this movie so much. Trent Ford...)

Shady drifters with mysterious pasts invariably give good advice, though. That’s like the guiding premise of 60% of fairy tales.

Oh my god, I’m so jealous of you right now, Mark. Meg Cabot was and is easily one of my favorite long-time authors. Probably because I fall into that exact category of “reading her Princess Diaries books at 12.”

Ugh, shut up, quiet people.

Remind me again why sex work is illegal and therefore creates a black market that is run by criminals where women are frequently victimized because they have no legal recourse?

Oh. Hell. Yes. I wonder if I can still fit into a girls size 16 or whatever the largest size is. I rocked limited too so hard in middle school.

Saying a woman or girl has “daddy issues” is fucking wretched. If she has daddy issues, shouldn’t the hate be directed at, you know, her god damned father? How is his disgusting and damaging fuckery her fault?

The plural of Anecdote is not Fact.

She did though? In her apology she explicitly stated her statement was meant to “play into the idea that black men like bigger women”. I mean, I get she was joking or whatever, but she totally did mean to stereotype by her own admission.

Of the few songs of hers that I’ve heard, I like the fact that even though she sounds very country, her messages are less typically so. This song and “Follow Your Arrow” are like “MYOB and stop judging people,” whereas sometimes I feel like country can be all about performative redneck-ism and being like “country…

I liked Elizabethtown. That’s all.

Breathes and blinks without even trying hard.

I’m sorry, but you’ve misidentified this person. That’s actually Dave Rygalski, aka The Only Good Boyfriend on Gilmore Girls.

That guy who played Dylan in 90210 looked like he could have been the principal.

Yeah, this is always the “tone” argument. If you were just nicer, maybe we’d respect you. I bring this up whenever someone tells me to “calm down” when I’m talking about feminism, and more than not, I’m speaking at the same volume as the men do during their arguments and discussions. But the perception is that I’m…

I would love a post on jezebel or gawker of “the best ‘bridge burning flip outs at work’ stories”. The first job I ever had, at the ripe old age of 15, was at a children’s clothing boutique in Rochester, NY. They were the place to go for all the parochial school uniforms and fancy dresses and coats and everything.…

Oh man, my coffee shop job had promised me health insurance and kept just magically not giving it to me (this was before Obamacare so I was on my own). I called in sick one day but got my shift covered (I thought he’d want to know the other guy was coming in for me!), and my dickbag boss told me I needed to bring in a…

As a former barista from forever ago (not at Starbucks), I can feel the months or years of people not listening to her, building up into this one fit of rage. I felt like I was going to snap a lot. Coffee customers are fucking assholes.

It’s like she’s a Mucha