how did that oil not get all over the chair? it looks like suede. they’re like “jeez, gwyneth is coming again, now we have to buy new chairs.”

Let's just take all the presidents off our money and replace with people who aren't so shitty. That way we don't have to choose.

Indeed - I think he deserves it. Even if it’s a cross post from Gawker

This one confuses me.

For serious, since I have some fundamental memory problems, my reaction was “Ben was a Prez?! Wha’?!” Definitely should’ve been, but ...

i thought for sure it was snark. im glad you clarified

It genuinely warmed my heart to know that she’s doing so well now.

your birth control is sexy af

“Garb”? Who besides fat neckbeard comic fanboys uses the word “garb”?

it’s also a very flattering narrative: “ I was able to pull myself up by my own bootstraps, and it was because of my awesomeness and hard work ect etc.” Therefore those who can’t, can’t because they must be lazy or weak or have some other character flaw.

Humans are flawed creatures, unfortunately.

Cherokee Nation’s first female chief. She had my vote because it would be the perfect “fuck you” to genocidal Jackson. Also because she’s awesome, much like her name.

Amen sister. And men like Conway Twitty & George Strait respected them and weren’t afraid to have songs dripping with emotions. This new wave of bro country makes me sick.

Wash your mouth out. Dolly Parton! Loretta Lynn! Tammy Wynette! The Dixie Chicks! June Carter! Gillian Welch!

I almost NEVER pay attention to the sizing in thrift stores. Firstly, women's sizing is so whack it's hard to guess from a number whether something will fit. Secondly: if you really love it, take it to a tailor! I've done this with several of my nicer finds (e.g. a NEW Cynthia Rowley cocktail dress) and the cost is…

Oh man, I LOVE thrifting. Whenever I feel that nagging urge to spend money I hit up the second hand places and always find a gem. I feel like 98% of the things I get compliments on are second hand.

it's milani infinite liquid eyeliner!! $7 at CVS. you have to use a smaller brush to apply it (it comes with an awful & imprecise applicator wand thing), but this stuff is my whole truth. never smudges but is somehow easy to remove with like, jojoba/vitamin e/baby oil. man i feel like i've been waiting my whole life…