A fun snapshot of what it’s like to work with a Q conspiracy theorist:

On the morning Barr’s Mueller report summary came out, this person spent a good ten minutes literally laughing in my face, and expressing grave concern at my habit of reading the Times, which then led to calling me “brainwashed” and finally yes, a “c…

That last paragraph is a masterpiece. I may even put it on my tombstone.

Just gonna leave this here:

Errol Morris did a feature for the Oscars some years back that shows Trump talking about his favourite movie about his favourite misunderstood hero, Citizen Kane.

I am choosing to imagine that it will be groundbreaking like Half Life 2, but better because it’s kitschy cyberpunk.

Replace the kid with Michelle Visage and the show would be gold!

“Putin and the group”

It hasn’t even been good for a decade since season 10.

None of those things matter to the plutocracy, who already got what they wanted from Trump. The very moment he and Ryan and McConnell passed the Tax Bill is the moment all of the rich assholes with actual power ceased caring who did what anymore.

“I passed all of the lie detector tests.”

I love it when responsible gun owners act responsibly.

It’s amazing that you just made a jab about a failed “gun control narrative”, when you failed to even acknowledge the two victims of the Blaine Gaskill interrupted shooting in your comment.

Everyone rolls their eyes when I say this, but IMO, marketing should become a profession (similar to medicine or law), and should involve ethical training, the swearing of an ethical oath, and accreditation by a self-governing professional body. I’m not saying people like Alexander Nix would disappear completely, but…

I think Alexander Nix and Steve Bannon might disagree with you.

I always thought Walter White was the villain in Breaking Bad? I mean, it’s literally the title of the show.

I got an 11" Air with maxed-out specs in fall of 2012, and I have used this thing for at least 6 hours per day on average since I got it (mostly for word processing, but also some image processing, and a whole lot of Chromecast streaming), and it still runs perfectly.

Mueller has yet to reveal his hand, so maybe we just need to wait a little longer....?

When I was 15 I worked at a Grocery store. I worked the night shift, played shitty skate punk on the store radio, antagonized my (objectively) shitty boss, stole a thing here and there. In other words, I was a rotten kid, a terrible employee, and I deserved to get fired. And I did. Now that I’m 33, I look back at that…

For context, let us all bask in the infinite wisdom of Shaun White, who has fixed his soul to his snowboard.

You must have so much fun at dinner parties....