I always thought Poochie was just a riff on Rude Dog and the Dweebs, which was part of the 90s Saturday morning cartoon line-up:

I stopped watching at 3:12 in the above video, where he says: “the two front doors are an issue, i don’t know why, but they are.”

Early twenties, and we were given er’, and eventually my pal developed the need to boot. Trouble was: we had just ordered another round, and he didn’t want to leave the bar, so his solution was to tuck his shirt in, pull his collar out, and let er’ rip.

500 tricky-dick fun-bucks is a wet fart of a gesture when compared to a sizeable and permanent pay increase. If I were employed by any of the companies mentioned in this article I’d be pissed off, not happy. Sorry if that contradiction makes your neck hurt, but there it is.

An “authentic and retrospective personal album by a Disney pop star” engenders the same bullshit vibes as an “Ad spot by corporate-funded punk band”, or a“Viral hit by an emerging middle-class suburban rap star”.

lol! Hate to break it to you friend, but I can apply whatever word I want, whichever way I want to.

Found under the OED entry for “murder”:

Do you live your life wearing a motorcycle helmet?

This is nothing new. It’s been that way since Elvis copped from Bo Diddley...

With Trump, it is both, and that’s the worst option.

I’m sure they each serve a purpose, but having two identical phones right next to each other on his desk must drive Trump bat-shit crazy. There’s no way he doesn’t routinely mix them up.

Not sure if you noticed, but current day America is more of an Oligarchy than Democracy. Look it up.

For dyed in the wool rebublicans, not a chance in hell. Willed ignorance runs too deep in those ones.

With his mouth and eyes closed (like in the preview image from the embedded video in the article), Mitch McConnell looks exactly like an inverted nutsack wearing glasses.

I’ll get excited when they start making submarine cars again.

I can’t help but think of this story, and how Trump will now and forever be considered a hero to all the plutocrat billionaires who now get to hoard their wealth in plain sight.

Don’t kid yourself, he’s affiliated with Rebel News — the Canadian version of Breitbart — and is trying to whip up anti-Muslim sentiments in Canada as well.

At the very least, GIVE UP KUSHNER!! If impeachment fails, then I at least want the Trump family to implode.

David Foster Wallace wrote about his time on set with David Lynch in 1996, and ended up making a very convincing argument for why cinema needs “heroic auteurs”, filmmakers who are given free reign to carry out their idiosyncratic visions without any outside influence, even if it means taking a risk.

I was thinking the same thing. Apparently i09 does too. Still not sure I will ever see it.