you can't steal something that's just lying on the ground unclaimed

Noob Sailboat.

This will only work if the reuses the actors (still in costume) from The Disaster Artist.

I used to like shitting into empty jars for fun and once i talked my friend into doing it and his log was so huge it wouldn't fit down the mouth of the jar. It was also really yellowy.

It was called "The Interview" and it came out last year.

He had the good sense to only go partial retard in The Hand that Rocks the Cradle

If these ladies can't fulfill the "too hot to handle, too cold to hold" standard, I don't think any cast can.

"Tek" wars, even.

Just don't use it to end a sentence, only use it in the front of a sentence is what I'm sayin'.

let's not forget Esperanto William Shatner films

Just the description of this sounds like something we were forced to watch in middle school during a special assembly.

"There are a half dozen within a mile of me! So why do we always have to meet at my house?" - Anthony Jeselnik

My Phantasm story isn't even my story, but I used to work with a dude who was the Tall Man's assistant (in real life, not in the movie)

Two and a Half Million, at Most

Hah wouldn't you know it, the GOP establishment is talking about what I was positing yesterday: http://thehill.com/homenews…

I think the best review this can possibly hope to get is "it's not that racist"

"You have selected Regicide. If you know the name of the king or queen about to be murdered, type '1'. If your fingers are too fat to dial '1', mash the keypad and we will send you a special dialing wand.

I was referring to Trump, in case that was vague. Policy don't mean shit if you don't have a Congress and Supreme Court to back you up on it. We've seen it over and over again. It just cannot fall into the right wing's hands, and Trumps indomitable poll lead is evidence of that. He's exposing the bigots. So yeah I…

They wrap their jokes inside Star Trek references.

they did reunite and tour less than 2 years ago. better than listening to Death Cab at least.