his actual political party should be called The Internet Comments Section Party

As I read this, blood just kept pumping into my penis until I got to "new host Jonah Ray" and then I started deflating, then I got to "Ernest Cline" and I just straight up chopped my dick off.

Maybe, can Havaneses talk?

Raspy Eric Roberts voice: "I'm Duffy Duffersson. I'm a talking dog!"

- Dr. Walter Bishop

I just realized Ted Danson looks like Jon Stewart now.

I would almost recommend RiffTrax first, then regular version afterwards. The RT version gives you a good rundown of what to look for, plus funnier jokes than your friends probably would have come up with. You do miss a few lines though.

yeah it's a great story (Mark) but so was Child of God and Franco cut his teeth on indie directing by butchering that one first. Hopefully my low expectations will mean I end up loving it.

cause the book was really funny, and a good look at the life of a struggling actor

probably Emma Stone again too

and he's also banging Alison Brie, so does that prove or disprove your point? I really don't know.

After a while, it becomes like trying to convince my uncle(s) that there in fact weren't any celebrations by Muslims in New Jersey on 9/11.

No there isn't, just precedent for entitled half-assed fans who casually watched Lost and didn't get the ending they wanted.

…they said, while posting on AVClub.

"But still, it tastes like your wife's mouth!" - Shaq

hahaha i'm only human, what's your excuse?

Whoa, somebody enjoyed something about Holy Man?

also that was Cameron Diaz in "The Box" and not Reese

first off it was Cameron Diaz in that one

"I just wanted to jump in here and tell you I'm glad you're doing okay!"