Greeting your surgeon with “Fuck you, asshole” really isn’t that good an idea.

Jesus will return in THUNDERBALL

What about the rumors that we won’t see the movie?

I’ve met multiple people who are grandparents before 40. I can’t.

I can now check off watching Donald Sutherland try to get an erection while a man with his back turned to him reads erotica aloud from my bucket list.

My first babysitter came from a family in which she was the fifth generation of daughter born to a 14-year-old. Her grandmother wasn’t even 30 when she was born. They were good, decent people, and took in a lot of foster kids on top of their own despite modest means, but also pretty religious and, uh … old-fashioned.

I don’t mean to talk out of turn, but a 34 and 33 year old with a 16 year old and they’re trying to force her into an arraigned marriage?

Even going back to the 70's and early 80's, the most common type of civilian owned firearms were revolvers with a six bullet capacity and relatively slow reload time and rifles of varying calibre for hunting, usually with either a bolt action which gives one shot before reloading or a five round magazine.

I think we need to disqualify middlebrow historical fiction from periods where we have plenty of primary source footage. Seriously, The Post was a lazy Boomer spankfest

Mine is that if you lump weed in as being just as bad as every other drug, and then kids try weed and find out what it’s actually like, they’re going to think you were lying about all the other ones.

People lacing cannabis with other drugs almost never happens. And if it does, the person knew they were adding another substance to their own weed to get high. Laced weed is basically a myth.

Tell me why any human needs a billion dollars. Tell me why people have so much excess cash that they trade paintings and sculptures back and forth for millions of dollars. There’s a maximum amount of wealth a person needs before it just becomes superfluous and they either look for inflated ways to amuse themselves…

You are being ridiculous and melodramatic.

If only we could all be “flaunt my wealth by placing my child in situations children have no purpose being in” rich.

That child is going to be a fucking monster. It’s not adorable.

Robert Downey Jr. stole all of Hawkeye’s best shit: The cockiness, the wisecracks, the desire to reform his reputation, the needling of Captain America that concealed a genuine admiration. I wasn’t as bothered by the deletion of Hawkeye’s criminal past, since special ops/spies can have shameful pasts and regrets too.…

Marvel completely dropped the ball with Hawkeye, here. Age of Ultron, giving him a family, and his “retired/not retired” schtick from Civil War were just huge missteps for the character. They ought to make a movie from Fraction’s run—have him get divorced, and make the movie him and Kate (and pizza dog) versus an…

Racism is prejudice + power. There is no systemic force that reinforces black supremacy or protects black people simply by virtue of being black, therefore racism doesn’t apply to black people.

To prevent my own butthurt I read this statement as “black people cannot benefit from institutional racism in the United States as the system in this nation is biased in favor of white people”.

The 2022 World Cup will take place in monuments of human sacrifice.