Honestly I wish they would remove the fantastic beasts part and just focus on Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Also remove Johnny Depp and bring back Colin Farrell.
“Most men think this is what sex is”
The Giants will probably be so happy to see evidence that OBJ isn’t gay that they’ll let the drugs thing slide.
I too love TBL and feel Fargo is massively overrated. My sword is yours.
There’s no way to say this without sounding like That Guy, so I will now own being That Guy in this instance.
Don’t forget beer snobs. Anyone who refuses to drink anything but craft beers isn’t a drinker at all.
Man fuuuuuuuuccckkkkkk the cast iron truthers. I mean in general; there’s a whole mythology surrounding cast iron pans rivaling samurai swords in terms of how it reflexively makes me do the wanking motion.
This is phenomenal work.
Allow me to submit that the middle seat is actually the underrated one, at least for a human of broad shoulders, twitchy back, and antisocial disposition. Aisle, the obvious choice, subjects you to knee, ankle, and shoulder abuse at the hands of the cart and other passengers. Window, the overrated torture chair, sucks…
These marinara truthers clock in somewhere between CrossFit zombies and “I don’t even own a television” snobs for sheer punchability.
Every sauce nerd in this thread: shut up. Just shut the hell up. If there was a way to reply to all of you en masse, I would. But I can’t, so OP it is. I don’t want to hear one fucking word about how mew mew mew, pasta sauce is so easy to make, my version is fast and better and healthy, mew mew mew.
Maybe someone will have a negative reaction, but you’ve got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.
Scuse me while I whip this out!
Never mind that shit! Here comes MONGO!
Howard Johnson is right!
“Parenting” as a cause of behavior (good or bad) is vague to the point of uselessness. Parents certainly have some say in the direction their kids take, but there’s also a pretty large set of psychologists (myself among them) that tend to subscribe to Judith Rich Harris’ theory of group development which holds that…
I don’t know you, your kid, or your situation, but I would be careful of going overly harsh. Back in high school my parents threatened to remove me from the rowing team, and I honestly would have tanked/sabotaged my own life before I let them do that. The point being, if you go too harsh you might just create bigger…
Good job, youre kid will now grow up to hate you and will be a burnout stoner as soon as he graduates because you punish instead of educating.
I forget what they were called but I always wanted to try that snack they were always eating on Angry Beavers. Kid me didn’t worry too much about it being mostly wood.