One thing I do remember is she tried to pull her cool girl Schtick too far when she was on a talk show and telling a “funny anecdote” about how she scratched her ass on sacred rocks in Hawaii or something of that nature.

Have you tried Siggis? It is truly the queen of deliciously thick yogurts (I’m not a runny yogurt person either).

People in cities who walk everywhere are gonna have a problem. We can’t leave our bag in the car.

Fuck Cinemark. Use another cinema chain instead.

Here’s another question : On “That 70's Show” it starts out in 1975. The show as on for 7 years and ends in 1980. Every season had a Christmas/Thanksgiving episode. Therefore what alternate universe does the show take place in that has those holidays less than 12 months apart?

Hey, I have someone down-thread calling me deranged because I don’t want to die at the hands of a burglar. You don’t have a chance around these parts. To a True Liberal(TM)*, you must let the attacker rape you, because he had a difficult childhood, so check your not-wanting-to-be-raped privilege at the door.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

At that size, looks like a Holþór to me.

for everyone’s enjoyment if you haven’t seen it yet. dude is EXTREMELY likable.

When my brother “took me to task” for not following the bible, I asked him if he’d completed the shack in his back yard where his wife would stay during her monthly cycle. The bible says to separate her from the family during those times. He told me, “The new testament wiped away all the old testament laws.” “Sooooo…

Cheesus Crust

Rigggght? It’s like, I think I just want to be him, but daaaamn. Them lats.

Hell, Chris Evans elicits some very mixed feelings as Captain America, and I’m a heterosexual man.

I’m an amateur genealogist, and from what I can tell, many of my ancestors (who came here in the 1600s-early 1800s) were trash. Cousin marrying, way old dudes marrying underage girls, a few with money owned slaves and bought Indian lands from the US. One guy tried to fake being a Revolutionary soldier for the pension…

I think it’s important to note that until the Chinese Exclusion Act there was no such thing as illegal immigrant, and that the Alien Friends Act expired in 1801 leaving only the Alien Enemies Act which mandated that the US be at war with a country before the president had the power to deport people. And even then it…

Revive Quantum Leap or burn in the fire of a thousand hells.

He doesn’t have to be implying anything sexual. It’s inappropriate to discuss the appearance of others in the workplace, more so if you’re senior to the person you are discussing.

Over 40 here, and I saw it when I was over 15 and I loved it. I can only imagine your opinion on those crass and childish Mel Brooks films. People farting around a camp fire? Appalling.

Yes. I have been “sexually frustrated” and I have never even considered assaulting anyone in my life, thank you very much.

I thought they stopped being highway patrol at the end of the first movie? It’s like these guys don’t even care about adhering to Super Troopers canon...