GRONK LAUGH AT TOMMY FOR JAMMING ON HAND TOO HARD BECAUSE GRONK HAS DONE THAT [giggles] BUT THEN GRONK LEARN GRAVITY OF INJURY SITUATION AND NOW GRONK SAD

I don’t care if it’s Martin Luther King Day.

funny, i’ve always found it to be the reverse. As a southerner I grew up with aggressive education about racism and THAT WORD, and have always found people in other parts of the country are much more casually racist, like they get a “pass” for not being from the south.

Venom can’t be the poster boy. Because when they were making the posters, the arbiters of ‘90s X-TREME cool looked at him and went, “nah, we can do better. We could make him red and fleshy, like a skinned rabbit. And his whole entire schtick will just be pure, raw ultra-violence. Like, he’ll be able to turn his hands…

Yes, let’s take advice on preparing lobsters from the great seafaring nation of Switzerland.

The American Dream is a poor farmer turned Confederate soldier dying in the mud, certain that despite his failing effort in the losing side of a war, maybe someday his children will get to own slaves of their own.

What about all of Putin’s secret wealth?

It’s amazing how they can easily find Germans to play German roles or...

Why do I always fall in love with lesbians? Why do I instantly fall in love with girls who have that something more in their eyes? Something melancholy and perhaps insecure? Girls whom I’d rather protect and embrace than take to bed?

The American discourse on race has nothing to do with logic or genetics, and while the subset of that discourse around the “status” of “Latin” people is not the most infuriating*, it is probably the most illogical and insular in its perspective. Don’t try to make sense of it. I’m in the middle of it and I’ve given up.

To toilet guy at the end. There’s a valve feeding almost every home toilet coming out of the floor or wall that you can turn to shut off the water. Learn how to work your house!

I mean it’s stupid in the vein of: the concept is utterly bonkers.... but the execution produced a fine book.

Batman/Elmer Fudd was my favorite of DCs crossover books. What a gloriously stupid comic!

The duel scene made me laugh more than any other moment this season. But this episode was much too long—the entire Sammy subplot could have been cut out, or the plot with Lin-Manuel’s cousins. Larry was totally in the right in that instance. I also enjoyed seeing Nick Offerman. And Fatwa! was better than I’d have…

James Cameron doesn’t do what James Cameron does for James Cameron. James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron is James Cameron.

And fair enough. Noted, and I agree, I was. Knappsterbott, I apologize.

A man walks into a bar, and sits down. He starts a conversation with an old guy next to him. The old guy has obviously had a few. He says to the man:

John Oliver: We got em! Right?!

That recurring gag is both funny and sad every time.

Franken is a decent guy. Decent people have flaws and make mistakes. Franken is a good Senator and worked hard to make the world a better place. Just because he did something stupid and awful doesn’t make him some woman hating monster. It makes him a flawed human being.

We had a Cisco on my earth... he was delicious.