And if you have any friends or family who eat poop and would like to stop, please let me know. 

One time some friends and I were talking about oral sex, and one friend said, “I won’t eat the box unless it’s special.” We turned it into a country song.

I hope Brandon finds success on another silly nerd show. He’s built for it. 

I feel like this all a dick-swinging contest between Feige and Pascal. I know that it’s more about the money and the people above those two, but it also seems like Pascal is clapping back at Feige for all the times he’s publicly shut her down. I remember a couple times in the run-up to Venom where she said something…

“we know they are very different characters, but mainstream audiences probably wouldn’t”

My roommate is watching Barry, and said “I can’t believe it’s the guy from Office Space!” When I told him that Stephen Root has been in a million other things, he was in disbelief. Pretty sure he thought Stephen Root’s whole career consisted of Barry and Office Space.

I can’t wait til that’s a tourism thing. I’d sell a nut to fly like a bird. 

Next season, they should just do it like KFC does the Colonel ads. Different celebrity Trump every week. 

Lorne’s a dick and wanted the star power. Hammond assumed he’d get the gig too until Lorne inexplicably went with Baldwin, whose impression is one-note and atrocious. 

The real rule is, when you are one of those people, you hate all the others. When you’re in a car, you hate bikers, and when you’re on a bike, you hate drivers. But usually that hate is unjustified because the other party is doing the same shit you would do if you were in their situation. For example, when you’re on…

While, as a comics nerd, I appreciate and love the new DC service, it’s a damn shame that this show is on there and not on a platform more people use. There are a lot of non-comics readers I know who would love the show, but as soon as I tell them its on DCU they make a frown as if I told them the chocolate sauce on…

I’ve been telling people that in tone and style, it feels like a perfect middle ground between the CW DC shows and the Netflix Marvel shows. It’s got the zany, kooky, not-afraid-to-do-comic-book-shit attitude of the CW shows, while also giving us much more well-developed characters who feel like real people.

Greg Berlanti is set to produce/direct a Booster Gold movie if that ever gets out of development and moves into production. A new script has recently been completed:

Sometimes joking with someone and lightly teasing them is a good way for them to have a look-in-the-mirror moment. Sure, Thor has entirely valid reasons to feel the way he does and to let himself go like this. But you can’t go on like that forever. At a certain point, you’ve got to get up, dust yourself off, and carry…

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Every time I go for a run and get a runner’s high, I think of Super Hans hooked on the endorphins.

Shouldn’t this be filed to “Great Job Internet”?

This is the only answer. I posted a similar comment but always get stuck in the grays.

The only way it makes it more fun to watch is by rooting for the other contestants to beat his smug ass. I used to watch and be like, “Oh, I like the cut of that guy’s jib, I hope he wins.” Or, “That guy seems like a douche. I hope he loses.” But now I’m like, “C’mon, Lisa! Take his fucking ass down! Kill kill kill!!!”…

I can’t believe no one in the comments has suggested this yet (and my comment will probably get stuck in the grays) but here goes: