You might as well just say “They should stop making new comics.”

This is a new story line! That’s the the beauty of Big Two super hero books - all of the directions and reinterpretations and expansions and contractions, that’s what makes them what they are!!

Jesus will return in THUNDERBALL

What about the rumors that we won’t see the movie?

I’ve met multiple people who are grandparents before 40. I can’t.

Tbh, the trailer looks the part; my hope is simply that they can get the tone down. Hopefully in a post Dredd/Fury Road landscape, they’ll pull it off.

Is it bad that I still hold out hope that Alita will be good? Like, my expectations are tempered as it were, but otherwise a substantial part of me is eagerly awaiting the release and hope that I still have movie money after Infinity War (hey movie tickets ain’t cheap in the Philippines).

I really, really want to see angry ghost Luke Skywalker return to haunt the crap out of Kylo Ren. Just messing with him every night. 

I can now check off watching Donald Sutherland try to get an erection while a man with his back turned to him reads erotica aloud from my bucket list.

My first babysitter came from a family in which she was the fifth generation of daughter born to a 14-year-old. Her grandmother wasn’t even 30 when she was born. They were good, decent people, and took in a lot of foster kids on top of their own despite modest means, but also pretty religious and, uh … old-fashioned.

I don’t mean to talk out of turn, but a 34 and 33 year old with a 16 year old and they’re trying to force her into an arraigned marriage?

Even going back to the 70's and early 80's, the most common type of civilian owned firearms were revolvers with a six bullet capacity and relatively slow reload time and rifles of varying calibre for hunting, usually with either a bolt action which gives one shot before reloading or a five round magazine.

How can we build a magical sky box that sits in your pocket, connects to all of the world’s knowledge, *and* plays games but we can’t cure cancer?

Is Suicide Squad: Hell to Pay tied in, in some way, to the upcoming (or maybe it has already been released) animated release or is the title just coincidental? Thanks.

Labeling walls and organizing your store aren’t the exception in my experience. They’re the rule. This is just Charles Pulliam-Moore wanting some small business owner to provide him concierge service.

I think we need to disqualify middlebrow historical fiction from periods where we have plenty of primary source footage. Seriously, The Post was a lazy Boomer spankfest

Mine is that if you lump weed in as being just as bad as every other drug, and then kids try weed and find out what it’s actually like, they’re going to think you were lying about all the other ones.

People lacing cannabis with other drugs almost never happens. And if it does, the person knew they were adding another substance to their own weed to get high. Laced weed is basically a myth.

Damn. You’re right. I’ve been “Cap schooled.” Kudos, my friend.

I’ve been advocating for Steve to be aged into an old serum-less Steve Rogers (through Infinity Stone magic!) so that an old actor can step in for a few movies, let Bucky/Sam step up as THE Captain (maybe both?) with Old Steve still there as a mentor and moral compass, only for him to be inevitably re-youth-ified…

Why is it that the only impetus writers and directors can imagine for exploring space is the collapse of Earth as a habitable planet? Am I the only one who thinks that if we have the technology to colonize/terraform/evolve humans to live on any other rock in this solar system, it would probably mean that we have the…