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“I never met Thanos, I don’t know who Thanos is. He said one nice thing about me. He said I’m a genius. I said thank you very much to the newspaper and that was the end of it. I never met Thanos.”

Tell me why any human needs a billion dollars. Tell me why people have so much excess cash that they trade paintings and sculptures back and forth for millions of dollars. There’s a maximum amount of wealth a person needs before it just becomes superfluous and they either look for inflated ways to amuse themselves

You are being ridiculous and melodramatic.

If only we could all be “flaunt my wealth by placing my child in situations children have no purpose being in” rich.

That child is going to be a fucking monster. It’s not adorable.

Had some BADASS toys, to boot:

The 1990's Fox Kids Marvel series were great and The Silver Surfer was an underrated gem of them. Way better then the Iron Man and Fantastic Four cartoon but a far cry from X-Men and Spider-Man.

Does New Gods excite anyone?

Actually, one of Johns’ many retcons was to go back and make himself the creator and writer of everything people liked in DC.

Robert Downey Jr. stole all of Hawkeye’s best shit: The cockiness, the wisecracks, the desire to reform his reputation, the needling of Captain America that concealed a genuine admiration. I wasn’t as bothered by the deletion of Hawkeye’s criminal past, since special ops/spies can have shameful pasts and regrets too.

Marvel completely dropped the ball with Hawkeye, here. Age of Ultron, giving him a family, and his “retired/not retired” schtick from Civil War were just huge missteps for the character. They ought to make a movie from Fraction’s run—have him get divorced, and make the movie him and Kate (and pizza dog) versus an

Podrick is the only survivor from the known cast. He single-handedly fathers a dynasty that lasts 1000 years. His house motto becomes “Bring the Payne”.

Racism is prejudice + power. There is no systemic force that reinforces black supremacy or protects black people simply by virtue of being black, therefore racism doesn’t apply to black people.

To prevent my own butthurt I read this statement as “black people cannot benefit from institutional racism in the United States as the system in this nation is biased in favor of white people”.

What old man complaints have become your go-tos as you’ve gotten older?

The 2022 World Cup will take place in monuments of human sacrifice.

YOU CAN’T FUCKING APPARATE ON HOGWARTS GROUNDS!!!

Honestly I wish they would remove the fantastic beasts part and just focus on Dumbledore and Grindelwald. Also remove Johnny Depp and bring back Colin Farrell.

I am so glad they’re not erasing Jon out.