What makes your comment even more astonishing is the very post is about the fact he didn’t get it was satire!!! It’s why he made the “serious” trailer because the film was not.

Yeah, but no. I use Starship Troopers as a litmus test on whether people I meet are intelligent enough to bother with. You and I sir, shall never be friends.

I think she’d make an interesting choice for Jennifer Walters, the untransformed version of She-Hulk, if Marvel ever gets that off the ground.

Yeah, some of the names have great humor, or very very deep dives into comics references.

Dog Toys are the Meseeks of toys. Existence is hell.

I seem to remember the $60 price point for new releases being around way back in the N64 days, so prices for console games haven’t moved in a long time.In fact with all the timed sales, the argument can be made that games are cheaper now. Although now there is DLC to eat up your money. 

So spoiler, spoiler....

If there’s any serious thought about a Deathstroke series, I think the best approach, for the first season at least, would be to make it short (~8 episodes) and use it to fill in the blanks on LOT or anything else running short. The Agent Carter running length might really suit some of the characters both as a test…

This is a game that hates Wonder Woman with a capital H. While Superman has grief to drive him to authoritarianism, WW’s motives for her brutality are revealed to be so much more petty. Her ending even shows her betraying her last, most closest ideals just to follow Clark.

They clearly didn’t go this way, but I could easily Luke going dark and outright becoming the main villain of the new trilogy.

All I know is that I’m going to be super disappointed if the first line he speaks isn’t, “There was a hand with that. . . . Did you bring the hand?”

The Uni-Power is an extra-dimensional force that possesses an individual (or on one occasion, twins) in a time of crisis, transforming that person into Captain Universe. As Captain Universe, the transformed person typically retains his or her original personality and appearance, though with Captain Universe’s…

The problem with this is the same reason why it was never Luke’s lightsaber. One of a Jedi’s rites of passage (the Gathering) is to find their kyber crystal and construct their own lightsaber. This is why all sabers are unique. One of the Initiate Trials is to construct a lightsaber using the Force (a strong…

I had a similar thought the other night when PriceofEggs Jr was doing something annoying (I mean, he’s still very much an infant, he’s still not remotely old enough to be doing anything intentionally annoying yet: he just likes screaming at the wee hours of the night at a pitch that shatters glass and sanity both).

That would’ve been awesome. That’s part of my problem with the Flash: Every time they pull a cliffhanger, I have an awesome version of what should come next in my head. But instead, they just casually undo it in 5 minutes in the lamest way possible. It’s like they think they’re... writing a comic book or something.

Carol is going to be in the movie for sure...but I wasn’t referring to her.

It’s definitely Carol Danvers. She was cast a long time ago, way before the movie production was even a twinkle on the horizon. You know they had a reason for that.

As the late great Pratchet said about Vorbis: “…the worst thing about [him] isn’t that he’s evil, but that he makes good people do evil”

And it infects the young too. My Aunt and her husband, who have Fox News running nearly all day, turned their son, a curious, meteor shower obsessed 8 year old, into someone who would ask someone, “Did you vote for Obama?” and, if answered in the affirmative, would call that person a, “Socialist, Communist, N****r…