It’s why you bring a vial of bedbugs to the theater (inside ziploc inside another ziploc). It’s a dangerous thing, this weapon, so it would take an egregious breach of decorum to utilize it. Still, it’s a really satisfying and long lasting revenge.

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

Gun, no gun, doesn’t matter. That’s 100% the posture you would take if you were going to shoot backwards at someone and I can’t see how an officer can do anything but shoot to defend themselves. Really stupid on the part of that suspect.

It’s a messed up world when I see a video of police officers shooting someone and…

For absolute transparency: Burger King serves both nuggets AND fries.

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

My dad said that back in the Soviet Union, if you kept your wipers on the car, they’d get stolen, so everyone kept them inside the car. If it started to rain, traffic stopped everywhere, everyone got out of their car and put on their wiper blades. That’s how quick of a job it is, you can literally have everyone stop…

You wouldn’t hire a writer or a librarian if your intent was to burn books, you’d hire an illiterate.

That is like saying people who smoked should not get access to cancer treatment if they ever need it.

Old White Man Alert!!

Thank you for posting those pictures and providing an explanation.

I was truly imagining a horse and a camel on the Titanic, and the thought didn’t make me bat an eye. I just expected such opulence from the wealthy.

Those were gym equipment similar to this.

How do you squeeze juice? With your hands?

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Not sure how you equate a person’s indifference towards the treatment of death row inmates to the actions of an actual dictator. You’re crying about people in prison who were sentenced to death by our collectively established legal system. Maybe step back and think of the victims and the families of the victims that…

You sound like an insufferable asshole.

Russia? Or are we not considering them developed?