I someone being a neo Nazi doesn't immediately disqualify them from any sexual appeal, you are a neo Nazi. Sorry babe.

who is Betty Who and why does she look exactly like Pink?

I first came to Jezebel to follow Lindy West after she left The Stranger (Seattle’s Alt-Weekly). I finally bought a copy of Shrill, I haven’t cracked it yet but I guess I better get going so I can watch this.

Russell Wilson

“Here is a video tape I’ve had for a very long time of R Kelly having sex with the youth. I don’t know how I got it! I’ve had it for years and I just COINCIDENTALLY happened upon it at this perfect time!”

I wish she had too, instead of embarking upon a year long, intricately plotted revenge scheme that resulted in the collapse of his marriage, the destruction of his career, and ultimately his arrest, which she watched from the seat of her red, 1970 Mercury Cougar, sunglasses and scarf hiding her face and red hair,…

That tweet left out the best part of the photo—Antoni from Queer Eye:

Bush was always my favorite because he always just sat there at the center of the hurricane, saying little and eying the door.

Reggie Bush

“We all get hungry, we all need to eat.”

“Believing the victim” means exactly what you just said: a crime has been reported, we will investigate it fully because we believe a crime has been committed, and we need to get to the bottom of it.” As facts emerge, sometimes, so does skepticism, but if you first reaction is to say, “well, he might have been making…

My god she’s insufferable. I too haven’t forgotten her Blaxploitation Period™. And now she must hijack the LGBTQ community, just so she can claim that’s she’s not just bride, she’s a cool bride y’all! <eyeroll>

Miley is a shameless, utterly feckless, contemptible person. I haven’t forgotten her blaxploitation period, after which she denounced hip-hop as being “suck my dick” ad infinitum despite cavorting around with blowup dicks onstage of her own accord.

I love “break-ups but still friends” scenarios. I actually was witness to one this weekend. My uncle is in the hospital right now, but getting discharged tomorrow. The person that will be driving him home is his sister-in-law’s ex-husband. When they got divorced, not only did she stay friendly with him....but the…

I cheated because I spent 20 years with a narcissistic emotional abuser who cheated on me openly. My self worth and decision making skills were in the gutter. I was also drinking a lot. I thought finding a few moments of comfort with someone else would help me survive the hell of my marriage. Ha! That’s some fucked up…

I think it’s cool to be friends with your exes.  Sometimes it doesn’t work out for non-nefarious reasons and you can still like a person even if you aren’t in love with them. 

It’s difficult for me to understand how, and why so many people cheat.

HAHA you ain’t lied. My algorithm is so fucked up now lolol 

I havent seen it but your recap is everything ..now i want to watch but im afraid thats going to mess up my netflix algorithm

Travis Barker.  I’m not proud of it, people, but I still would.