The Blair Witch Project both shows me how old I am and how someone watching it now would say this has been done a thousand times. I was in my 20's in 99 and watching the movie in a little theatre in Bishop, CA (I was out there bouldering) and it was terrifying and the audience was aghast. It was an experience. There…

I thought the bag of teeth and stick idols in the woods were pretty damn creepy as well.

Kim Cattrall’s return had been prevalent in the news for months. She had done multiple interviews about it and even this column has mentioned it a few times.

Boo hoo.

If guys like this had to pay fair market rates for not only housework and childcare but also to have someone sleep with them, they'd realize half their income was a bargain. 

On the plus side, I’ve been lead to believe that there is a long-standing recycling program in place. Apparently, they toss it, and leave it,

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

My craziest theories...

1. I agree with the above that Daphene is the mastermind BUT my TWIST I think she’s been planning to kill Cameron (who is face value rich no duplicity there- and she wants the money).
In my head, she left with Harper on purpose because she knew he would be “bad.” I also think she killed Lucia,…

I’m not an attorney, but I have graduated from multiple Law & Order franchise marathons over the last 20 years.

So do I believe a Black woman who has provided proof of being shot, or a grooming happy, attention hungry rapper? Choices, choices.

Oh no, don’t you remember? Jenner temporarily rescinded her support for Trump when he came after “her community” and was going to call him to….say stuff. Then she forgot all about that shit because she saw a homeless person and ewwww.

I rewatched the series last summer, and I was annoyed by the way all of the little clues that we followed and pieced together just didn’t matter in the last few episodes. Years of Bran the all-knowing seer, and he was just a prop to get the White King into place. And then his reward was a lifetime of middle-management…

I think they’re going to find that they were stronger as a duo once they try it out as solo acts for a while. 

I actually went and read through the whole transcript. At no point does the judge even mention how difficult this must be to the victim or express sympathy towards her. There are mentions about 16-years old having access to alcohol and all that, because of course this douche would find that at the heart of it as any…

You missed the opportunity to spell it “PancaKKKe Breakfast” and just completely whiffed. Swing and a miss right there. C’mon, this is The Root, we expect better here.

I’m an old but if I were a young I’d definitely be into him.

This right here should be one of those open thread topics. Like “Tell us about your worst/funniest hook-ups”.

I just want to throw in there his non-toxic approach to gender and gender roles. You want to be that cross-dressing couple at the party, he’s down. You want a spa day or a day building furniture, either way he’s not kicking up a fuss or threatened. And while all the ladies that he has been associated with are…

Succinct and correct.

This bitch