Racism. The word you’re looking for is Racism.

Said it before and I’ll say it again.

It’s especially insane because the two reasons I’ve seen most often for why yoga pants are “bad” are: 1) the thin fabric makes you look too sexy, and 2) women who go out in athleisure don’t care about their appearance.

Exactly. I have a family member who I think is a potential sexual predator. Other than not letting my kids be around him there’s nothing I can do. He hasn’t broken any laws.

I will never forgive the Grammys for inviting Chris Brown to perform after he beat Rihanna. And then showing fucking Fergie and the entire front row giving him a standing ovation.  I will never understand that moment, and no one should ever forget this, either.

Service ferrets trained to climb up pant legs. Nobody can sexually assault another person while a ferret scurries around their jumble-giblets.

Ah Charlotte Russe. You will be remembered for having adorable shoes that didn’t come in half sizes, which I always tried to convince myself would somehow fit anyway. 

I know, I'm tripping. Even moving at age 12 he should still have a trace of an accent, shouldn't he?

Immediately reading the lede, I was like “wait, isn’t he American??”

If it was a UK national causing trouble at the Super Bowl it’d probably be some bald white guy built like a brick shithouse who’d already had a few to drink saying how “it’s not as hard as Rugby though, now that’s a real man’s game!”

Feels more like a ruse to get old people like me to understand who 21 Savage is.

I’m so glad that ICE is protecting the Super Bowl from U.K. nationals who are known for their hated of our freedoms and athletic activities that intentionally cause brain damage and other physical harm.

ha-ha. I’ve been here for 15 years.

Stephen, I know you’re trying your best to think of “white people shit” and then equate that to trump voters.

Psst. Hey, everyone. It’s okay to like Rent. I know, I know, a lot of folks crap on nowadays. But, maybe like me, you grew up in the 90's and lived in the margins with the wierdos and outcasts. Or, maybe you were LGBTQ than and having something so mainstream celebrating your identity back than was thrilling. Maybe you…

so his ex wife wouldn’t take free shipping away from us.

Baldwin behaved very badly.

I’m just curious, after reading all that, if you’re getting a divorce or not? Because you sound pretty miserable. No trolling.

The emotional labor (and actual labor) is so real.

You, like so many parents, are amazing! I don’t have kids but I do most of the work around the house. My husband acts the same way...he will clean up the spill on the floor or the fallen papers but will never see that it’s something that needs to be done unless I ask. Baffling! He also sometimes adds a little bit of…