Bella Thorne seems exhausting.

Same, girl. I get clobbered by my period every month, and moderately beat up around the time of ovulation. When I’m feeling unhinged, it’s helpful to be able to pull up the app and be like, “Oh, day 13. Okay, that’s why.” Doesn’t make the symptoms any better, but it’s less awful to navigate them when you know what…

We’ve got enough tragic stories of our own! Give us the real weird shit. 

Thank you. I cannot believe I’m getting pushback on thinking that it’s crazy for a kid to put needles in fucking strawberries. 

Honest to God, Australia is covered so infrequently and haphazardly by US media, it's always weird to see which stories you end up covering. There was a suspected terror attack in a popular mall in Melbourne last week. Just saying.

Children do stupid things but that doesn’t mean they should be excused for doing horrific shit like this. I would never have done something like this as a kid.

Yeah...I can’t hate him for that, man. That was pretty super awesome of him.

I have permanently revoked my Nikki’s OK card and now wait to be judged :( Yeah. She showed us her ass. Now I’m seeing it.

He’s treating California like he treated Puerto Rico.

I adore Ted Lieu. I follow him. For a while, he would follow every mention for 45 with “who lost the popular vote.” Also, he will forever have points for straight up calling the Diamond and Silk hearing “stupid and ridiculous.”

Congressman Ted Lieu replied to the Asshole in Chief that, in fact, 98% of forest land in California is federally owned, and that Trump was the person who cut funding to the Forest Service, so any “mismanagement” lies on Trump’s head. Ted Lieu is the ultimate trump twitter troll. Also, the local news reported that…

Keep on truckin’. You’re a warrior, and you are one of the ones whose fighting spirit deserves better than that cheeto-colored, piss-brained, muppet fart to be in charge. Fuck Trump.

POTUS doesn’t care that American citizens have died\are in danger and a state that is a major contributor to the economy is literally going up in flames.

I'm so sorry for what you've been through. I have no words adequate enough to show how much I mean that. 

I’m wearing Fenty lip gloss as I type this. So: hell yeah.

I’m just going to keep throwing my money at Rihanna, aren't I?

Rihanna is about to do a whole fashion show with plus size, pregnant, trans models now just to make a goddamned point, isn’t she?

Its quite black and white to be honest.....

Absolutely, it’s a huge positive to see counseling normalized, because it’s hugely beneficial to a lot of people, but is too frequently presented as a sign of weakness or failing.

Maybe Banks will grow up to marry Billion. And they'll both be anti-capitalists.