That was exactly my thought upon seeing this headline. I wondered when was the last time I clicked onto any gossip site deliberately, and it’s been years.

My greatest accomplishment in life is winning the Caption This contest several years ago. I miss seeing that mess :(

Kind of surprised Pink is the New Blog didn’t get a shout out.  I read almost all of these at some point during their peak.  PITNB and Trent were definitely on that list. 

You’re terrible, Muriel...

Yes and no. Yes, equal enforcement of the law. No, no one should be arrested or spend a night in jail for splashing some fucking milk on someone.  Fucking mail her a citation for disorderly conduct and be done with it. 

When women are angry, they hurt themselves and/or extensions of themselves, i.e. their children.

Bill has always been the “sweep it under the rug” secret of our side of the political spectrum... he was the white Obama of his era, charming and charismatic, used as a follow-up to a curmudgeonly old republican. He worked well at the time, in a climate where democrats shamed Anita Hill just as much as republicans,…

I’m team They Both Need to Sit Down, Shut Up and Think Long and Hard About Their Current Life Choices Before Going on TV/Instagram/Twitter and Being Messy as Fuck.

Next year the View should come as The Talk and The Talk should come as The Real and Today should come as GM A and GMA should come as CBS This Morning and CBS This Morning should come as CNN. It's all so meta. 

It’s Halloween, not a life choice. 

Toni just released an album plus tour dates, her light is shining hella bright...

When that much effort is put into my Halloween costume and I look that good, I make sure to take a ton of photos too. I guarantee you that her stylists are pleased as punch to have their work recorded and showcased.

I am a 37 year old white male indie rock/ old school punk fan that could recite that Toni Braxton record front and back without breaking a sweat.

Everything else is just careless whispers.

Definitely don’t click the People link. I clicked to see who Don McLean was, but unfortunately my eyes were assaulted by more insta pictures and they actually made me shudder in revulsion.

And I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted T.V. personality I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves!

My 66 year old father’s wife turned 25 this year. When he told me he was marrying her a year ago he claimed “age is just a number”. I was like... yeah, so is my rent, the distance I live from my sister, and how many times men have told me to smile. What part of life made you think numbers are insignificant?

But I thought Taylor Lautner was....nevermind.