Ken Tremendous strikes again

I wasn't popular in high school. This was long before the days I could walk up to a random chick and say, "You're with me, leather." I was just Chris Berman, painfully shy 17-year-old virgin. Well, as luck would have it, a girl transferred into our school mid-semester. I could tell she was desperate to be liked. And…

This is just DRIPPING with irony.

*swipes right*

I'm really sick of these thugs and the constant attention they get on this website. Can we go a couple of weeks without mentioning the NCAA?

"I'm just here so I won't get fined"

"I'm only here cause I'm fine"

That's why you post a video in your Facebook feed, Russ, then nobody from the NFL will ever see it.

The league's security apparatus sure is quick and thorough on such important matters.

"need you home a sap"

Brunell was emotionally shaken up because he had just gotten off the phone with his accountant moments before the segment aired.

I hope he wore a glove.

I bet you are a hipster who likes things only until a lot of other people do. Then those things aren't cool anymore, right? And you need to tell everyone how they aren't cool anymore. Carry on, my Hipster friend. Go find a new micro brew made with tree bark from some forest in Scandinavia. You can like that for a…

you have no soul and also your feet probably constantly stink

"Yeah, but was it free?"

+1

I'm fucking dead +1

Yikes. +1

Mario Balotelli uses that same comeback except it's directed at underage girls on Instagram.

Lacky: "Welker popped Molly"