This is the most Pennsylvania story I’ve ever read.

He spent a large portion of his childhood in Houston. Although that probably just bolsters your point.

I can’t think of a witty, topical joke, so I’m going to ask a serious question. How was Urias allowed to play minor league baseball in America at the age of 16? I can’t imagine anyone would let an American kid do that, right? I mean, Bryce Harper had to forgo his senior year of high school and play juco for a full…

It comes out over three weeks ago? Can’t wait.

Unless the Chronicle hired a guy named Jim McLain, then I think you meant to say John McLain

You should fire whomever is responsible for proofreading your posts:

haha, pollution.

The opening sentence makes no sense :)

How far can you punt a mascot, Samer?

I know this is from West Side Story, but I couldn’t help but think of Larry David.

Samer, I think you misunderstood his joke.

Really? No one’s gonna point out that he responded at 9:11?!?! #KONY2012 #NeverForget #Halliburton

Pretty sure that ball in the first video is being thrown by one Brian Hoyer (as confirmed by the #7 jersey he is sporting). Ryan Mallett is #15 and, thus, was not the quarterback throwing that pass.

So, do you like Drake?

Not much for peeing on myself, but I’ve got a top notch pants-shitting story that I’d love to share if you guys ever open up that forum.

What are your thoughts on the Baltimore Ravens?

“That joke is over my head.”

I can only assume that the Mon-Stars will be clad in Duke uniforms.