A western conference final, perhaps?

How ironic that you’ve declared the second round as a “reminder to avoid reactionary pronouncements during the playoffs.”

Why is this not the top comment?

This could also be considered as excellent JJ Watt trolling.

Ken Tremendous strikes again

I do wear a fedora occasionally

He probably works as a SysAdmin at Geico and wears a fedora every day as he drives his 2003 Rav-4 to work.

"This video makes me want to pout on the internet and make sure that everyone knows I don't like it." - You

He re-established himself by placing two feet back in bounds. Therefore, he was eligible to pick it up.

Yikes, dude. Really?

I was appalled by Donte Stallworth's "punishment" for vehicular manslaughter (30 days in jail plus a civil suit settled out of court with the family of the victim) so every time he posted a meaningless tweet about what he had for breakfast, I asked him what he thought his victim was eating for breakfast. I spent about…

Lots of grammatical errors in this piece, Barry.

Way more NFL player dick pics, if you ask me.

Shut up.

"Fuck..." - Jeremy Lin

I laughed way too hard.

I think you missed the point of this article entirely, CJSpills. Better luck next time.

I believe that was someone coughing.

This is just absolutely perfect.

You're on fire today.