The great thing about jazz is that if it starts getting boring, you can just play other notes.

This is a cultural issue. Where young is from having multiple partners isn’t a big deal.

I guess this means that Bosh is only a heartbeat away from leaving the Heat too.

Everything’s coming up Milhouse!

Who is Alyssa Milano?

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Classic Robert Horry. Demoralizing people in the last 5 seconds of things he’s only moderately good at.

It comes out over three weeks ago? Can’t wait.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

Underemployed Farting Object

I believe the word you’re looking for is “soirée”

I was literally thinking the same exact thing and almost wrote that.

Maybe now Vivek will finally realize that it’s hard to defend yourself when you’re outnumbered.

he found the woman naked on a bed when he emerged from the bathroom after checking into the Hyatt Herald Square ... She immediately performed oral sex on him, but abruptly stopped and asked for $2,000... surveillance video shows her jumping onto the hood of his car.

I’m assuming the quotes in the tweets sounds like something Trump would say.

Not trying to be stupid, genuinely curious: What does Trump have to do with any of this?

Nice Pun

Guessing he doesn’t crush a lot, either.

Hey, whatever a guy does in the privacy of his own bedroom.....