Pats Fans at 7AM: Those texts weren’t that threatening! It was hyperbole! What’s the big deal?

Eric B gonna be checkin out Belichick’s background history

Though not the saddest Natalie Wood story.

Well at least now we know what happened to Natalie Wood.

Once again, a soccer story that ends with no scoring.

I mean if you are cool with a double-homicide perp on your team, why not a rapist?

Subway has reached out to his agent on his availability.

Ahem - I believe there’s a Hemsworth brother younger than Liam: Larry. He’s a surgeon and is formerly engaged to the late Tahani Al-Jamil.

You created a kinja account just to write that.

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

does anyone work here anymore?

I agree that the person who should be most offended by all of this is Tommy John

Hey Well to be Fair Guy, it’s Posting in Wrong Article Guy,

Hey Actually Guy, it’s “well, to be fair Guy” here.

I’d been on them before, and at that time had been given Dilaudid and Fentynal. I understand their efficacy, but you can fuck off with the “scared by the boogieman” bullshit.

I also call my circulatory system the “police station,” because it is statistically very likely to kill a young man of color.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

At least you flushed something.

Yeah, that’s always been my rule of thumb. If you’re watching a game, at the stadium or at home, go ahead with “We should have scored” or “The Refs are screwing us”.