EXACTLY THIS.

Can. You. Even. Imagine.

Good Lord, I hope you didn’t teach my kids. You haven’t even used the correct spelling of “your” in your post.

My billet is one of the Ryders! I’m so proud of the little guy! 

That finance guy is doing his job, and would be fired if he didn’t recommend an extended warranty purchase. Don’t kill the messenger.

It is a National holiday in Canada, almost everything is closed Good Friday and Easter Sunday, and Monday any non-essential federal or provinicial offices are closed as well as places like banks.

Isn’t amazing? The league parity in these playoffs are making EVERY DAMN SERIES a crapshoot and I love it!!

I need both hands to be master of my own domain, but envy the ladies that don’t! 

It’s not all urine. It’s a different colour, smell and consistency. Unless you got peed on, which isn’t the same thing.

I had no doubt that the squirting in porn is manufactured, as it is taken to an absolute extreme on film.
God help the poor egos that watch it and think that that’s what is supposed to happen.

In Canada, things like lottery winnings (or sweepstakes/contest winnings in this case) are not taxable.

Can we please stop reporting that this victim is in a vegetative state? Her family has issued numerous statements now clarifying that she is neither vegetative nor in a coma.

This is exactly how a “Jet Dog” is prepared at Winnipeg Jets home games! They’re a foot long and available toppings are chopped perogies, nacho cheese, bacon or fried onions (or any and all of the above)...it’s what I’m having for dinner this evening. I had no idea it was a thing anywhere else in the world!

YOU’RE AN EMBARRASSMENT TO THE DEPARTMENT, BOBROVSKY!

Wouldn’t it be 41k Canadian though?

How maddening it would be to feel that unsafe and just screaming into the void that is the legal system. It’s no wonder people feel the need to arm themselves. 

And this is where Canadians, for a brief wrinkle in time, get jealous of Americans.

I’m genuinely worried about Drew. If you’re reading this, I hope you know how much you mean to us. Get well soon, friend.

And hot dog sandwiches?

Agreed, and I think it would be great if Megan could follow up with his home address so that we can send him some flowers.
WHO SAYS NO?!