Either way, there’s definitely more evidence now.

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We aren’t all 70 years old, Constantine!

It’s only in there because Garner played the original Maverick. It’s a nod to the fans of the original series who are mostly dead now but were very much alive back then.

So is “I just have a high metabolism” not an excuse anymore like it was in the aughts? We’re going for “I never workout but I’m active” now?

Pray tell, what do YOU think?

What’s the deal with statutes of limitation?

My dad is silly, likes to make jokes with servers, cashiers, etc. When I was in college, we went to a really nice steakhouse with my roommate’s family. When the check came, my dad looked it over as he always does, called the server back, and told him there was a mistake. The server got all nervous and apologetic and…

This is happening right now as an election platform in Canada, also. I just saw an article on how the Liberals want to attack the middle class with a 10% luxury tax on cars, boats and AIRPLANES that cost more than 100K.

No, the punishment doesn’t fit the crime. The punishment fits because it’s fitting both this crime and all the other incredibly dangerous similar crimes he’s gone out of his way to commit on the field over the past decade. You get one DUI, you get a year in jail. If it’s your sixth one, the judge isn’t going to be…

This guy IT’s.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

Nice is ultrabland as far as descriptors go, but god bless a celebrity mother for refraining from further comment on her daughter’s dating life.

Instead of people complaining about these same old tired jokes ( I get them in my job too) maybe we should all appreciate the fact that not everyone looks at us as worker drones and some people actually take the time to try and interact with us instead of treating us like a drone.

he only did it because adam lowry’s stupid mom forgot to bring the orange slices....AGAIN

The fact that you read this article and came to the conclusion he wanted to keep him is frightening. And sad.

Is there a single person out there that is surprised that Belichick wanted to keep Brown? Even one?

Anyone who lives in Las Vegas and judges a tourist should be punched in the face. Tourists are the only reason that city exists.

Fuck this shit.

That’s the spirit.  Deflect, deny, don’t acknowledge.  You’ll make President yet.