Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

honestly i find this inspiring that we can just give up on capitalization and apostrophes. its not really a commenting issue and im glad these big sports blogs also recognize that. 

Where she says they “snaked out” of paying him.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

I don’t understand why you act like the Raiders have somehow treated Antonio Brown underhandedly. They wanted to give him the money to play for them. He did everything he could to torpedo that. The fact that he isn’t getting the $30,000,000 is on him. He has no one to blame but himself.

Chelsea Manning is one of the biggest heroes of our time

The video that manning turned over to wiki leaks literally shows US soldiers laughing while conducting an airstrike that is killing civilians.  

Jamie Spears is her dad. Jamie-Lynn Spears is her sister.

Is it just me or is it starting to seem like football is, like, not a good idea?

cancel the fucking game. the fuck is wrong with these freaks. 

They’re teenagers, one of their friends died, and they move the game back ONE DAY?

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

i want to put this out there in the world for feedback and your comment seems to be a good place to do it:  if i’m walking the dog on garbage night, is there anything wrong with just dropping the bag in a can that’s out at the curb?

Oh no! What are you, worried that now the inside of your garbage can is gonna smell bad?

I always clean up after my dog, it’s the least amount of effort you can do to be good, and then I toss them up into the gutters or window sills of those I do not like because I represent the duality of man.   

It’s dope that he picks up his own dog’s shit? I guess noodles was right, the bar is set really fucking low.

I just got my tranny fluid changed at a dealer and they found the independent shop that recently did the end links didn’t tighten one properly.

I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.