no one has fond childhood memories of disney cartoons

Red alert, the guy who thinks he’s too good for video games has logged into the website about video games.

Says “People can do what they want and we are all free to judge them for it.”

We’re hardly going to take advice from Evil Lincoln.

I’d agree with pretty much everything except better car handling, because whoof, GTA IV’s handling was awful. You could roll a car just going around a corner at a decent speed.

After playing the game for a few hours, I can confidently say this is mediocre game design and almost fun. World War Z and all Black Ops games do zombies much better

They just stand there and move a bit. Not that interesting! If zombies started boxing, I would let you know! 

You must be thinking of something else. It was playable at E3 2004 (presumably this is the build that has now been leaked, as it sounds like it has the same missions) but nothing playable has ever been released publicly.

This is a dumb take from you. And you’re the king of dumb takes. There’s nothing to indicate Katie didn’t read or investigate the character, she just didn’t really understand the appeal. That’s allowed. Not everyone is you. 

Leto’s Joker is a crime against humanity, as well as comic book...manity.

So this is what happened to Adderol Annie after she retired from professional wrestling.

“Inspectoress Spacetime, Blorgons!”

The stars at night are big and bright! CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

This person doesn’t like Pee Wee. I say we kill him! (YEAH!)

The tequila scene in Big Adventure is still one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

The smart girl from Freaks and Geeks couldn't have been THAT smart. She ended up a housewife for a lesser Avenger. 

No one is calling Baby Yoda “boda” thanks

Puppy monkey baby.

Did you stand during the Anthem at least?

They did a Hardee’s commercial a few years ago and appeared on the Simpsons before that. I don’t know that it’s possible to be that popular and not compromise you anti-establishment leanings (glaring exception, Calvin and Hobbes).