Agreed. Got to review it for a place and I’m one of the more negative ones I guess. It’s so boring and weightless. Why make a game that de-emphasizes sniping where your main weapons are sniper rifles?

Where’s the update aka ANY update for Mario Party? No new maps? Nothing? What a waste.

Troy and Abed make my morrrrning! This is a damn good mug. I’m also on my second one, since, back when I worked in the Hooters kitchen, my original one was thrown out by a disgruntled regional manager who hated mugs.

Careful now, or else Spanfucker will come for you, too!

There are only a few movies people can’t have opinions on, and two of them are TLJ and Ghostbusters’16.

I feel ya, man. I tried playing through a run and kept bugging out during combat and ruining my stealth runs. It just isn’t worth it, unfortunately.

Man, they already had that sandwich back when I used to work there during college in the first half of the decade. They also had those chicken biscuits for breakfast and god damn if they weren’t the most underrated thing on the menu.

Capcom is the cleverest and bestestest games company out there currently. They rock.

I have very fond memories of one of the discs having both Dino Crisis and some skateboarding game that wasn’t Tony Hawk on it. Both provided many an hour of fun!

I have fond memories of accidentally dropping my Mom’s then-boyfriend-later-husband-now-former-husband’s Playstation down the stairs at my aunt’s house and just destroying the damn thing. I was perhaps six or seven years old.

This looks really, like...busy? Like, I can see the writing troubles on the screen already, which is unfortunate. Craig-Bonds started so well with Casino Royale, then got hit with the writer’s strike, then was saved by Adelle and Home Alone, only to again be derailed by the MCU-Everything-Must-Align sickness plaguing…

The Guest, mostly for Dan Steven’s abs.

This has aged well.

This is all I want out of life. The RE2make was amazing, so I’d expect nothing less of a flawless follow-up with the R3make.

Frozen II? More like “Frozen? Boo!”

I can’t stand Sean or Hayes, and I hate when they invade CBB. They just aren’t my thing.

I ALMOST made this mistake as well, but we were thinking of Ray’s wife, not Tim’s wife.

Don’t forget the onomatopoetic non-sequiturs!

I just hope I get married some day. Fuck you, Brenda.