This is literally what we’ve wanted for years. Years, I tell you! We can finally take tag to the next level.

“It is, much like your timeline, curated chaos.”

My feeling on chocolates is split. Like, if I have a Kiss or a piece of dark chocolate, I kinda like to nibble on some, get some good chewing going on, then alternate with the next bite and suck on some and get that good sweet bitterness. Or I’ll suck for a minute until the choc is diminished, then bite it into my…

I made a Kinja today just so I can start telling Spanfucker to Spanfuck off and show solidarity.

“This batter-up has two balls and has never struck out.” 

Stick to Sportsman Dating?

Damn, the “stick to sports” mandate has bled over into Kotaku now, huh?