You’re starting a baseball team from scratch with one pick - do you pick Trout, Harper, Ohtani or Brad Stevens?

He’s just a modern-day Mickey Mantle without the knee injury and the drinking, playing in the vicinity of the nation’s second-biggest media market. Boring.

Sending you peace.

There are no stakes in any movie because they’re all made up stories with actors playing make belief.

You’ve honestly never run into sexist progressive bros? Seriously? Take our word for it, it’s a thing, in a BIG way.

She’d still get cheered more than Roman Reigns if she showed up at WrestleMania next weekend.

i want everyone to know that i am deeply sorry for not mentioning Buck Bokai, the player who came within two games of conquering DiMagio’s hitting streak. http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Buck_Bokai

FACT: Jadzia > Ezri

To me, the fact that baseball’s Hall of Fame vote is conducted the same way high school Student Government elections are done is a feature and not a bug.

No more commissioners, or GM’s or authority figures. That trope needs to be put on the shelf for a decade minimum at this point.

Frank Dux also claims to have been there, and to have kicked everyone’s ass.

I can’t believe Tom Brady is 1-5 lifetime against the Manning brothers in the biggest games they can play (AFC Championships and Super Bowls). 16% winning percentage! Holy cow that’s bad!

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.

This shit right here is so fucking stupid. If you think racism is dead, police across the country do a fantastic job and definitely don’t target people, or that voter suppression is an issue we still face today, then you’re a white supremacist. Not because you necessarily believe the white race is superior, but…

Glad someone at least mentioned something about military spending. We spend way too much of our tax revenue on that garbage.

The Rock is a national treasure. We already have 1 reality TV show star as President, there is a 0% chance that the Rock is worse.

We are now at the point where I look at both of those guys and seriously think, “You know what? That doesn’t sound so bad!”

From the sound of it, making better investment decisions than you and your wife.