Damn.  Vince’ll do anything to get him over.

santa claus 

Yes.

So glad we have brave Mavericks like John McCain to put partisanship aside for the safety of this country.

As Republicans and Democrats run to lionize and fellate John McCain, a man whose cowardice in selecting Sarah Palin as a running mate, and then not standing up to her racist fan base is the direct cause of the Events of 2016 and beyond... I hope that Jemele finds a place where she can speak truth. Because the…

RIP John McCain.

The MLS All Star Team can’t even play a Euro club power team’s backups to a standstill. But lack of talent isn’t one of MLS’s problems, according to their fanboys. Riiiiiiiight.

Fuck Art Modell. That’s all.

Wow! He really all of a sudden turned around his whole career when he should be on the decline! What on EARTH could have helped him do that???

The A’s fans are wearing Warriors gear, because they know that the Dubs aren’t going to sell themselves off for parts and profit next season.

SCENE: Hue Jackson on the phone, on the Saturday of the draft.

The radio guys for the A’s, right after the play happened, said it was the greatest play that they, or anyone else watching, had ever seen.

I guess we’ll never know if he’d have lodged the same protest if he’d have made it in as a first ballot Hall of Famer. Because if this is really about more than just his experience, but about the system as a whole, he’d have not participated at the Canton ceremony even if he got in right away.

The Founding Fathers willed it to be so. A bunch of racist, misogynistic rejects from Britain. People hold them and their documents sacrosanct and it is killing any chance we have at equality, justice, and harmony.

Better off alone? So I can end up... all by myself?

I married an extraordinarily attractive woman. You haven’t experienced weirdness until you get a text from your organization’s lobbyist with a picture of your wife suntanning at the hotel pool as part of a mass text with the words “Check THIS out!” below the picture. No, he did not realize I was on that text message…

Are they going with an Austin/McMahon build to make Trout popular?

Bet anyone $100 bucks that after these gun nuts got interviewed about the “Kinderguardians” idea, at least one of them went back to their superiors and said, “Hey! I just heard the best idea I’ve heard in years! We gotta get this off the ground before our competition does!”

I would like my kid to be more like Kobe Bryant, but without the rape. And really, who is Kobe if not a rapist? So I guess I’ll have to pass on the opportunity.