Man Stanley hates sideshows!!!

You can't say it's ugly unless you wanna get sued. But if I was gonna say anything, I'd say it was ugly. But I'm not saying that.

True, but it didn't have the cheap skate z3 suspension. It also doesn't have the z3's tendency to tear apart in the rear.

So totally the first thing that popped into mind, from the headline and then the photo. "Sometimes...I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion."

This is some serious Donnie Darko shit.

Theory #3: It was a frame-up made to look like Russian or Pro-Russian forces did it in order to erode their political power. Unlike covers86 I don't consider this to be too crazy. The fact that I don't consider it crazy is crazy to me.

I know you're a huge Beetle aficionado, and I'm sure both you and my Uncle Beaker will vehemently disagree with what I'm about to say, but why date the ugly sister? You could get a decent air-cooled 911 for $25k, right? Seems they just performed plastic surgery on a pig, yet it's still a pig.

Well, they sure both come with their own less than desirable owner stereotypes.

see if you can find the part where I almost hit the deer.

when the cars are timed tomorrow its gonna be a battle between the Koenigsegg One:1, Nismo Nurburgring GT-R, Mclaren P1, Porsche 918 and the Ariel Atom.

This is perfect. Thank you.

When asked about the incident, the concrete barrier replied "This is the happiest day of my life. You work your way up from just being lowly slurry up to being a highway barrier but you never think you'll be able touch a Ferrari, let alone wear it's color. Sure, every barrier knows it could get involved with a Ferrari…

Everyone said Leno would fade into corny-joked, giant-chinned obscurity once he was booted from the Tonight Show; first fucking thing he does is draw attention to a country's human rights violation. Whatever your opinions of the guy, you have to applaud his efforts.

Hah, everytime I see a listing that's like "No title, parts only" or whatever I'm like o_O Makes me suspect. Don't know how people "lose" a title so easily. Never had to use them but looked up a while back that there are sites besides the usual auto history services that will also look up VINs reported stolen, though…

If you ask someone with a two-pedal tiptronic whatever if they have a manual or an automatic, be prepared to cringe when they say "both!" Do you have a clutch? If you don't, you're car is equipped with an automatic gearbox. Get over it, and stop lying to yourself and your loved ones.

If he used a dimmer knob, would that make it like a CVT?

Using lights witches to change gear must make you feel like you're in a spaceship.

Probably not ideal for earthquake country?

These articles are my favorite thing about Oppo. They're like crack.

What is sad is that the neighbor did not keep his dog properly on his property.