huggggsss In my ex’s thinking, as long as he wasn’t hitting me, he did not do anything wrong. Never mind the screaming all night, keeping me up, Repeating his ramblings over and over. It’s been 7 blissful weeks without him

Please spare us Chris Pratt’s twat.

Being a stoner

I mean, I think he has a nice build and stuff, but this pic is reminiscent of uncooked chicken.

We put S’s where we see fit, but we take them off too. Ain’t nobody going over to “Chris’s house.” It’s just Chris house.

Uh, if you don’t have a giant logo then how will other people know you spent $250 on a Telfar bag??????

The market wasn’t big enough for two Patrick Warburton magazines, so all we have left is Puddy. And even that’s just a quarterly now!

We all lie in the bed we make, but sometimes that bed is a road. And so instead we end up walking where we sleep. But if we don’t like where we are going, its time to have a different dream. For Ellen, its time for her to wake up, into a new dream, where she can lie down, and walk her own path.

I, too, enjoy loosely following Claudia’s antics on Tiktok and Twitter. It is pretty funny most of the time to see her 1: directly challenging her parents’ ignorant beliefs (and listen, I know we are all Team George right now bc he’s anti Trump, but George Conway has some seriously problematic, backward ass views like…

Ritter Sport is the shit. Best chocolate ever. Fuck Milka.

Try the one with cornflakes in, that’s the best one.

A black woman asking to be valued according to her worth is just being greedy and opportunistic, don’t you know? David gave her a chance but she totally failed to be properly grateful to these white people for deigning to try and use her for publicity, so he has to condemn her now.

White people are so fucking exhausting. Do you ever get tired of yourself? Because I’m done with y’all.

What the fuck is the snark with Bill Nye?!? And doubly so on a video educating people on the use of masks? You often talk about “reading the room,” so read the fucking room.

She was reportedly canned shortly after the inauguration for raking in $26 million for her personal media firm.

Hey, Jezzies -

Me neither and I’m not upset about it. 

I still have no idea who Vanderpimps are.

Replace it with a statue of Betty Rizzo. There are worse things they could do.

Yeah, all of the above is true, but I’d argue that the *way* they’re featured is more important than the sheer fact that they’re featured. All the black ad latino characters are either gang members (Toni’s a Serpent, all of Veronica’s family are gangsters, all the other Latino cast members are also featured via the…