Yep, she needed the ability to keep him away from her for a period of time and him locked up currently is her out. If she left him any other time, he could track her down with a callout on her license and such.

Not a lawyer but I’m assuming this move is to protect financial assets and property? They have a second home in Florida, so there must be finances there that will be depleted in his defense or seized in civil suits. She’s trying to get her half before he has nothing. Or, in the least, this delays their financial…

I hate showers. As a disabled person, they just don’t do it for me. Besides, it’s impossible to soak in scented oils, read a book or drink wine in the bloody shower! A nice soak in the bath, however... Much better!

Oh I wasn’t aware I had to be personally attracted to the actors to enjoy the content. This will be a revelation for porn viewers everywhere.

Let me share something that I have recently discovered: Mandelic Acid.

The Apple Pan is owned by entertainment mogul Irving Azoff.

“...some restaurant in Los Angeles called the Apple Pan.” FYI, The Apple Pan is a gem; a landmark West LA burger joint. Unchanged since 1947, it’s the kind of place you’d expect to find a femme fatale straight out of a James M. Cain film noir, like Joan Crawford as Mildred Pierce or Lana Turner in The Postman Always…

Please don’t compare Boy George to this generic asshole. It demeans us all.

Put “Can’t Get You Outta My Head” on a loop for ultimately black humor. lol

My GOD, her mouth is terrifying. She’s the great white shark of drag.

Can Brita please, please, please go home soon? Sore loser doesn’t cover it.

I was thoroughly opposed to having Biden as the candidate, but here we are. Honestly, I think voters know we’re electing a placeholder who won’t be capable of completing a four year term (which makes his VP choice more significant than ever).

I really love that the only thing keeping the Jonas Brothers relevant is how cool their wives are.

Oh, that makes me sad. I have had to stop drinking more than one alcoholic drink per night, which makes happy hours a bit less happy... but weed=no hangover for me, so that’s a worthy sacrifice. I hope weed doesn’t turn on me when I hit my 40s.

Matthews be like

Not to mention this entire family retouches every photo within an inch of its life, so even Kim doesn’t have a body like Kim’s body.

I imagine these 2 walking and sounding like someone rubbing two huge rubber balloons together.

The sponcon could have been way less weird if she only used the caption “YOU try looking sexy while your house smells like baby vomit. Febreze: get your horny on, save your gag reflex for the good shit.”

Just like on that one season of The Real World, this Bachelor man is indeed involved with one of the producers.