Well, this should be interesting. 

Hey kittie cats! So, you know when the furnace for your apartment is old, sparks, and occasionally stops working, and you tell your landlord over and over because you both like consistent heat in the winter and also don’t want to die in a furnace explosion, and he ignores you because he’s cheap and actually doesn’t…

Shelter Catstravaganza!

I can’t go anywhere anymore without at least some cc cream on or else everyone thinks I have the plague.

This is what drives me fucking insane as a trans woman. Because on the one side, you have a ton of cis people saying things that are just blatantly incorrect because they don’t understand just how much HRT changes your body, especially if you start young. To give you an idea, I started at 19 and the movement of my…

Own your shade! Own your shade! 

May she step on many legos.

Hot take: Billie Eillish’s “look” is trash and so is her music. 

I still get angry when this comes up, especially in the same conversation as Friends. I cannot overstate how important and amazing Living Single was to woc like me everywhere when it came out, and it just got better and funnier and edgier. All the episodes are on Hulu, ladies! It’s worth the monthly fee alone (of…

The Aristocrats!

Thought for sure he was going to pull a jade egg out of that culo

I think every heterosexual woman has been in at least one relationship with the guy who had to be the smart/talented/funny one in the relationship, and she was demoted to “biggest fan”.  *raises hand*

Bey shut down the Louvre. She doesn’t need to flex at Target.

Holy shit, how is that so evocative? I swear to god I can ... taste? the smell? of the inside of my grandmother’s purse right now.

Bieber. You know that little fuck doesn’t wipe down the equipment. 

I had a childhood friend whose mom always made unsweetened Kool-Aid and you were supposed to add SACCHARINE TABLETS to your glass. Tasted like the inside of your oldest purse.

Good god yes.

Yea, Trump and his entire family of larvae couldn’t spot a good bespoke to save their goddamn lives. Daddy Trump thinks he knows tailoring and looks like a bag of meat stuff in a trashbag. Trump Jr has a pear shape thing he tries to hide terribly with a chest cut that shows you the tailor loathes him. Eric is one step…

Snooki peed on a Peloton bike.