Toxic narcissist parents are the worst. Having one myself, I feel Meghan’s pain.

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I’ve only ever heard of her because I’ve seen her ugly hair bows when out looking for presents for my nieces. The house is predictably ostentatious and tasteless but I’m fascinated by JoJo herself... she’s either the worlds worst preserved teenager, or she’s secretly a 39 year-old chainsmoking alcoholic masquerading…

Oh I could. They wouldn’t sleep for awhile, they would have sooo many questions. But I would tell them stories. 

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Why are we still reading about them here? I thought tubers were cancelled. The people spoke. 

Is this the meta conclusion to the thesis that cancelling something is truly pointless after all?

...why the fuck is Jezebel giving any attention to people like Jeffree Star and Jake Paul? And why the fuck is this the only place that I ever hear about them?

Joffrey Star is a gross person, can we stop talking about him now? Maybe he’ll go away? 

What if your resolution was to “eat more butter?”

Yup. See also: Antonin Scalia.

I know this sounds too hyperbolic taken on its face, but I do think it’s something that should be said and considered: to some extent, organisations like Jezebel are continuing, and furthering, the abuse that people have suffered when they insist to us that they are notable first and foremost for their victimhood.…

Some STRONG hate in these comments. Good lord, y’all.

I watched her Instagram tour and the pure happiness and joy that she and Offset had while walking around that house is infectious and adorable. While I’m sure to all of the high end art collectors here the house is tacky, these are two kids (neither is even 30) who…

Ah yes. The first thing you get after you graduate police academy is your ability to supernaturally smell marijuana in minorities’ vehicles. Then you get the gun to threaten them with and the badge that ties you to the union and the justice system that makes you untouchable. If you’re ambitious, you get your white…

Always amazed when makeup tutorials claim a look that took 15 minutes to produce is “natural”. Girl/Boy/Them, no. Nothing about you looks natural.

Ugh, if spokesmodel now equals influencer could we just go back to finding our spokesmodels on Star Search as one did in the good ol’ days?

“Does Andrew go to America to clear his name?”

I hope everybody has a great day tomorrow. We fucking deserve it.

In the purse, she has this miniature scroll rolled up:

Gretchen and all the other fembots at Fox have always been extremely problematic. They really had no problem spewing right wing venom and dog whistling to old White racists. She would have happily kept doing it too, if she hadn’t been sexually harassed. They really only care about sexually harassment because they were…