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Like butter!

At 47, I am quickly inching toward full-on Maude...I just don’t have it in me to fight over Dorothy...but at the same time, I speak my mind like Sophia...fuck it, sticking with Maude. My MuMu Game is already on point! #alsoihavewine

The Veep cast is heading to SXSW...I know Jonah is a character, I almost kinda get how the teevee works...but damn it! I hope and pray Timothy Simons shows us a peek of his Jonad...

Has the conversation of how the casting directors and producers are never called out already been had? Why does Tilda owe anyone an explanation for being offered and accepting a job...especially when she is so god damn good at that job??

Dang. I have always secretly hoped Katy Perry and Josh Groban would give it another go...

I wonder if (I hope! I hope!) The Duchess likes it dirty.

So...showrunner and executive producer sounds like a whole lot of work for a woman starring in another, already perfect and amazing show...

Can we share our election day fashion?

Diff’rent strokes and all...but to your point of makeuplessness, neither that Maxim cover nor that Wonderland cover are sans fards.

If you had ever been in the same room with Our Lady of Riri, these blasphemous words would never escape your...fingers. Tattoos notwithstanding, sister is pretty fucking flawless: skin like chocolatey porcelain, legs for days and days and weeks and months...Don’t get it twisted, I am not fangirling. Not. One. Bit. Her

This makes me so sad. AB is a wicked talented artist, as anyone who has ever seen her perform can (should?) attest to. Believe it or not, she is also wicked intelligent. Yes, actually book smart, which makes this all so sad and confusing.

Cancel cancel! Don’t put that shit out in to the universe! DO. NOT. EVEN. PLAY. #FLOTUS4EVAH

20 pair of undies and 3 bras later...maybe now I will get laid...by someone other than myself...?

20 pair of undies and 3 bras later...maybe now I will get laid...by someone other than myself...?

I really do not need another show to watch, but based on the comments (and commenters, tbh...thus far, anywho) here, I may have found yet another excuse to just never leave my apartment. Thanks, Obama.

Raspberry Snapple and Original Sun Chips

Nordstrom will give you a small pot of a color or 2, so you can try it on in your real world, in the real daylight. They will also ship it to your house if you don’t want to go back to the mall (free shipping with a Nordstrom card, I believe). They will also take it back, no questions asked, if you hate it. But, if

Nordstrom will give you a small pot of a color or 2, so you can try it on in your real world, in the real daylight.

If I were a ginger, I would (hope to) be Gretchen Aya.

Love love this foundation and I will never wear any other, as my skin is a bitch to match: I am not ghost level, rather the opposite end of the foundation impossibility spectrum- multi racial. This elixir is neither too pink nor too yellow, and it DOES NOT OXIDIZE!

Love love this foundation and I will never wear any other, as my skin is a bitch to match: I am not ghost level,

Fleabag is perfect. I will cut anyone who says otherwise.

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