I remember my first solo flight. I was elated the whole way through...until it came time to land. There’s something about being up there alone, with no one to hold your hand if you screw up. I don’t care how “hardcore” someone thinks they are. That is a terrifying feeling. I went from not being able to stop smiling to…

“thanks to its uncanny resemblance to a colossal, floating human ass”

Any chance you’d consider that Alex is the guy?

Yep. Even in rapid descent, the pilot (me) isn’t going to blast away at full throttle. That’s a really good way to reach overspeed conditions, especially in a loaded airliner.

We are 16 fucking days in to 2017.

Nice write up. I appreciate the knowledge.

Can’t help but to think Rob is full of shit.

Ah, my fault then. I suppose I read deeper than I should have lol.

“We would likely just be bugs to any space-faring aliens we encounter.”

Glad i’m not the only one that has noticed Jezebel’s crap bleeding into Jalopnik. As a matter of fact, there’s an article on right now on Jalopnik, a car blog, about a chauvinist note left for a female airline captain. I get it, it’s shitty to write stuff like that. But it has no business on a car blog. There’s…

“Hogue responded by having Redwine arrested for felony assault on a police officer, though she is not a police officer.”

As they are right now, you’re right, they probably wouldn’t do very well in crash test ratings.

Right?

I’m sorry, is this Jalopnik or Jezebel? I must have clicked the wrong link up top....

No. You stop that. Stop with the clickbait intros.

Just going to copy and paste your comments. I don’t think anything else needs to be said:

Because Jalopnik, Foxtrot Alpha, Gizmodo, io9, Jezebel, Kotaku, etc are all ran by the same “Father” company, and are all ran on the exact same platform. They’re all sibling sites to one another. Fortunately the garbage that is Jezebel doesn’t find it’s way into any of the other sites, it seems.

“the most nondescript hoonmobiles on the planet” - That’s because the target market for this ride wasn’t people who say “Hoon”.

So this is probably the whiniest article I’ve ever read on Jalopnik.

I don’t think that’s correct either. It’s completely illogical.