On a related note, I also take a photo of where I’ve parked my rental car. Not only to remind me of where it is, but in some cases what it is. 

I don’t know the answer, but it was drilled into me at a young age that companies are never (with the rare outlier to prove the rule) in it for the greater good. They are always in it to make money. If decision A makes more financial sense than decision B, then A’s gonna get the vote.

I know (at least in the 2 states/localities where I’ve worked) that it’s against health code to allow people to take food home from a buffet. The food is deemed safe to be held at serving temps for the hour or two that the buffet is active, but since the food is being help at temp for those lengths of time, it’s not…

The Trump building here in Chicago is a soulless lump of glass and steel on the riverfront. I’d rather see a parking lot there.

This one was ripped straight from the headline (I mean, 1970's headlines, but still)

While it generally does, “stunning” doesn’t have to have a positive connotation.

How can you know what’s in a white man’s heart?

If you told me that quote was written by a colonial governor in British India circa 1880, I would totally believe you.

A: Very.

So much want on this. SOOOOOOOO much!

Well, look at em. You know he’s crooked, and likely deserved it.

Still standard equipment... we’re not monsters.

For future reference:

https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/26/6103

In case the troll needs a reference:

I mean, I get it, but she did put it in a Ziplock. And c’mon... you’re gonna turn down Tiffanys cooking?

Douche-canoe is also acceptable.

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Yes, but don’t touch it. Don’t even look at it.

Think he was going with a reference to the Declaration preamble: